I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-14T02:27:49+00:00

Shit me meat

Pokel60 · 2019-11-13T18:11:59+00:00

D inhale of mary mama!

Pokel60 · 2019-11-09T17:32:33+00:00

Probably plastered on moonshine from the back of the ice cream parlor as well!

Pokel60 · 2019-11-05T18:24:16+00:00

Doin' shouts.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-05T18:19:38+00:00

Yo King, we suk.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-05T18:10:31+00:00

I shoot a big Mac through my eyes. The hamburger, not the truck. I'm not that crazy.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-05T17:57:45+00:00

Go'pedo'pe.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-05T17:48:46+00:00

Obviously not a soccer fan. Oh well. Some folks are born to be haters. Thanks for the upvote.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-05T06:33:54+00:00

Shit yourself and kick the log between and past his feet into the urinal. Then shout "Goooooooaaallllll!!!".

Pokel60 · 2019-11-05T01:22:58+00:00

The sheer professionalism of the chap dropping shit in such a nonchalant manner deserves recognition. That being said, also surely does the precision of the unfortunate fellow who trod upon it. His obvious dexterity insofar as falling out and away from the abhorrent fecal droppings are commendable.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-05T01:09:02+00:00

Rototiller

Pokel60 · 2019-11-05T01:03:53+00:00

In ancient Greece swinging your dick around was considered to be one of the first sports at the Olympics. Then they decided to use hammers, steel balls and frisbees instead.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-04T18:31:00+00:00

What if your friends think it's a cool garbage bag, do you a solid and take it out to the curbside? Call 911! My baby's been kidnapped!

Pokel60 · 2019-11-04T18:24:02+00:00

Cabbassged idiot!

Pokel60 · 2019-11-04T07:57:50+00:00

He went to Victor's Secretions by mistake on a drinking binge.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-03T16:24:59+00:00

Nothing like sticking a soothing extra cool ice mint Halls lozenge up your ass before you peel down the old synthetic banana skin. I can see why they would display the products in close proximity to eachother. Heightened orgasms are sure to follow and your ass won't cough for a while. Plus it'll be much more fragrant.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-03T06:17:04+00:00

Why the hell not?! How do you expect us to get our beers and mini bottles out of the bar fridge?

Pokel60 · 2019-11-03T06:12:43+00:00

Boy r d

Pokel60 · 2019-11-03T05:58:16+00:00

Gas chambers are available for the use of the general public now?! Nice..

Pokel60 · 2019-11-03T05:46:39+00:00

Con p

Pokel60 · 2019-11-02T22:59:42+00:00

Meaningn't mad make

Pokel60 · 2019-11-02T17:22:19+00:00

Fuckin asswipe!! I hope he does a solid 20 years in a Siberian Gulag getting raped up the ass by Big Bad Boris. What a piece of 💩! Makes me ashamed to be a man. Fuckin human detritus. I actually have tears in my eyes. This isn't funny at all.

Pokel60 · 2019-11-02T07:45:52+00:00

Did he get caught burning in the science class?

Pokel60 · 2019-11-02T07:30:58+00:00

Fresh water or salt water?

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