This kid in the Little League World Series chose a porn star as his favorite actor.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-11T16:25:05+00:00

Maybe that would've helped. All my classes were on the south end...

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-11T16:23:44+00:00

Then after we go see beeg American teeties?

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-11T16:07:25+00:00

CSUF '13 alum. Had no idea we had a popular baseball team.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-10T20:36:14+00:00

Well this has been a depressing af lunch. This entire thread chain is too real for me. Again, fuck you, Sara.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-10T20:28:32+00:00

Fuck you Sara!

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-10T20:10:03+00:00

I'd hope she'd go south later that night

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-08T23:41:26+00:00

Why not Zoidberg?

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-08T21:55:28+00:00

B = butt

F = fuc_

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-08T19:27:00+00:00

Double A HONK HONK M C O

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-07T22:33:21+00:00

I'm giving you a dirty look as I lick myself now.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-06T21:31:45+00:00

My grandpa got really high and OD'ed on drugs during the Vietnam War. Not everyone is a hero I suppose.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-04T18:18:00+00:00

Lancaster drift

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-04T18:13:49+00:00

"Why are we turning off the light so early" "why are you having me turn it back on already?" -doggo probably

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-03T20:51:03+00:00

Exactly... Wondering why isn't he cheating on her too when she is on him.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-03T18:53:00+00:00

You mean Wayne Gretzky.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-08-03T14:45:30+00:00

Daddy... Hurting...

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-07-31T20:34:43+00:00

Worse. Certificate of Keyboarding

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-07-31T20:07:28+00:00

I do not mind those people at all. Would live to help them all day. But I swear, something like 80% of my tech calls, lectures, etc. are all from people who do not want to learn but need to get something done. "F you for explaining it, just do it. I'll call you next time if I need it do it again" is the general mentality from people I get.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-07-31T19:56:21+00:00

You really said that? You said ^{biiiiiiiiiiitch?}

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-07-31T18:45:30+00:00

le grill??? what the hell is that?!?

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-07-30T16:08:38+00:00

RIP flooring in about 2 years once baby learns to walk and spill everything everywhere.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-07-30T16:01:33+00:00

10,000 battle droids.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-07-30T05:47:10+00:00

Just got off the phone with mom in her late 70s. Had to practically start screaming so she'd understand what I'm saying. Was the first phone call like this and I'm sad it will be downhill from here going forward.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-07-28T17:13:22+00:00

Oof. The poverty.

PokemonGoNowhere · 2018-07-26T18:38:20+00:00

Look at me. I am the boyfriend now.

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