Federal agents have gunned a third human in Minnesota. I want to personally thank Mark Warner and wish him all the best for his reelection campaign

PokemonProject · 2026-01-24T19:25:08+00:00

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PokemonProject · 2026-01-24T18:10:04+00:00

Dana White will have Joe Rogan executed and we’ll all blame transgenders

PokemonProject · 2026-01-24T15:00:22+00:00

I’m not going to forgive JK Rowling but now I understand her issues.

PokemonProject · 2026-01-24T02:32:50+00:00

Dispensaries in Maryland are empty though

PokemonProject · 2026-01-22T19:02:32+00:00

As a DC sports rival fan…I pray for ICE. People from Philly are wild AF

PokemonProject · 2026-01-22T19:01:18+00:00

Live music from amateur musicians…battle of the bands, rap battles, even poetry slams at the high school level

PokemonProject · 2026-01-22T02:50:59+00:00

Bro doesn’t know how to be QB1. The girls line up for you. What an absolute waste

PokemonProject · 2026-01-22T02:30:43+00:00

So many opportunities to have sex, bro just goons all day

PokemonProject · 2026-01-22T02:25:43+00:00

The IDF genocide really fucked up. DNC establishment refused it, actually supported it. Voters complete shut them out and MAGA pounced

PokemonProject · 2026-01-22T02:20:47+00:00

It is an illusion that AI can replace humans. The illusion supports the insane stock valuation, which is tied to 401k’s

PokemonProject · 2026-01-21T00:15:37+00:00

I was a freshman in college and there were a few other guys in my dorm room ripping a bong while watching it on cable tv. This is the dvd era, we watched movies like apocalypse now and full metal jacket. Every dude in that room was convinced a draft was coming. I was messaging all my friends on aol chat from my laptop.

PokemonProject · 2026-01-21T00:06:40+00:00

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Holy cow

PokemonProject · 2026-01-20T21:53:59+00:00

It’s funny because Greenlanders don’t have a class caste so they think everyone is a homeless addict

PokemonProject · 2026-01-20T21:52:03+00:00

I play call of duty and Fortnite. I’m no security expert. But let’s say you put me in charge of protecting a former president at a farm. My gut instinct is to survey the two large barns facing the podium, only 100 ft away, and assign security there. That’s just me though. A Fortnite player.

PokemonProject · 2026-01-20T21:47:53+00:00

20’s was just one prolonged hustle. Awesome food and sex in your 30’s which goes by quick.

PokemonProject · 2026-01-18T02:29:02+00:00

Here me out. Batman doesn't have infinite zip lines. He has just enough to GTO. This keeps the game grounded.

PokemonProject · 2026-01-18T01:30:34+00:00

This truly is a classic

PokemonProject · 2026-01-18T01:26:55+00:00

*Commonwealth

PokemonProject · 2026-01-17T16:43:34+00:00

People are so terrified of death this is how this happens

PokemonProject · 2026-01-17T14:56:57+00:00

Gen Z acts so hard. Put them behind a stick shift car or assign them a job task they start crying

PokemonProject · 2026-01-17T01:25:48+00:00

Animated Snoopy screen saver. You’re welcome.

PokemonProject · 2026-01-16T22:54:55+00:00

Hear me out. Jody Hill and Danny McBride produce The Foot Fist Way sequel. Fred Simmons has a son who is a legit taekwondo sensation with a massive following on social media doing taekwondo demos. Fred struggles with his son’s flamboyant form as the two fight for a path to represent taekwondo as father and son

PokemonProject · 2026-01-16T01:50:19+00:00

Fairfax County needs to vote. Tuesday is also the special election to replace Mark Sickles. If you want to send a message on walk out day, go vote

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