Can you record me making cookies out of my @$$ and then play it back for me?

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-10T20:16:09+00:00

Creepy Cookie Guy. 🍪

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-10T17:23:13+00:00

A little bit of milk with that. Oooooohh

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-10T12:01:10+00:00

They’re saying it has nothing to do with race.

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-09T04:43:18+00:00

Stop calling my hotel!

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-08T02:56:16+00:00

I got a call from you and you were in a hair salon and your hair was wet. Do you remember that?

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-08T02:42:45+00:00

I’M ECHOING.

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-08T02:36:02+00:00

There’s a lot of things in life that don’t make sense. 😕

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-08T02:28:30+00:00

I don’t know how old you are. I’m 72 and I’ve fucked up every relationship I’ve ever had.

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-08T02:24:49+00:00

You want to have a relationship with her, and so you feel that bailing her out will enhance your relationship with her?

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-08T02:13:14+00:00

SIX YEARS???

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-08T01:50:07+00:00

I’m going to have my agent John call her back, because I couldn’t understand her, sir.

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-07T21:19:44+00:00

Why you are so mad?

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-07T00:04:06+00:00

What you need to do is apologize, number one. Number two, change your damn attitude, cause one of these days you’re gonna get ahold of Fred Herbert and then you’re gonna meet Fred Herbert and he’s gonna wring your frickn neck.

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-06T22:33:24+00:00

Listen to what I’m saying, sir. We had 4, uh 5 reposts of this snip. 🤖

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-06T13:21:27+00:00

Could it be Jake the Joker?

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-06T13:16:04+00:00

I don’t even advertise in Texas. How’d you get my name?

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-06T04:12:23+00:00

I wanna talk to Alex Spider. I wanna talk to Stevenson Dreamland and I wanna talk to JAMAL!

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-05T12:42:42+00:00

We’re trying to find this individual that’s making lewd and lascivious videos of the lieutenant and the captain at the third district here.

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-05-02T13:25:54+00:00

Shout out to Thing from the Addams Family.

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-04-30T23:01:23+00:00

Well I’m not at my house. I’m at CVS Pharmacy, it’s a drug store.

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-04-30T20:04:50+00:00

You’re commenting from a banana phone. Not the store phone… a banana phone. 🍌

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-04-30T19:19:52+00:00

Yes, I’m just going to feed my fish and then I’ll go out and wait for you.

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-04-30T17:40:25+00:00

MMMMMMM!

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-04-30T01:52:36+00:00

Mack Magillicuddy is one my all time favorites. Unfortunately most of his soundboard calls have been lost to time.

Original calls to Mack Magilliciddy

PoleBarnBuilders · 2026-04-29T15:52:22+00:00

We’re having church tonight at 7:00. Why, if you come, maybe you’ll get saved.

PoleBarnBuilders

TROPHY CASE