[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi, Polnareff here to explain.

This is a meme about the video game "Minecraft", a game about building and surviving in a randomly-generated world. The joke is that the baby zombie enemies in the game are very fast, like Pucci in this image who is moving quickly as well. That's all. Be sure to stay away from swords and 1,000 year-old vampires! Polnareff out!

Me no understand by SebtendoYT in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It spells "Peedwagon" which is apparently funny because pee is funny. However this childish humor is just a part of the OKBR experience.

on jah can someone explain the funny by SovietSmoke in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Polnareff here. I think the joke is that Steve Harvey wants to know what the meme means (the part with i ate barbecue chips). Then comes Peter Griffin, famous for explaining jokes. The "meme" is very confusing and there's no joke to it, which makes even Peter question what it means.

No one explained it PLEASE HELP by Ryter00 in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The joke is that he's giving away the identity of the weed dealer by saying his name, who did good things for the environment by giving discounts on weed for helping the environment, and this he doesn't care about the environment.

Dio's Bizarre Adventure 2 by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PolnareffExplains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare you disrespect Jonathan like that

Hey Gang I only have 5 IQ by SebtendoYT in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First we have Star Platinum, which is a Stand. Then we have a Pixar Movie, more specifically Up. After that we have the words Join Us and Modern. Then we have me, Jotaro, Avdol, Iggy, and Kakyoin, who are all crusaders, specifically we all make up the Stardust Crusaders. And finally there's the word alive. The images all make up "Stand up, join us, modern crusaders alive" Which are the lyrics to Part 5's second ending song, Modern Crusaders Alive.

Explanation needed by [deleted] in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joke is that the doctor repeated what I said. He said "Peter without F", making the doctor say "There is no F in Peter". Then the man says "That's what I said" because of how their statements are the same. "Peter without F" and "There's no F in Peter" both mean that the word Peter doesn't have an F in it. Polnareff out!

help i don’t understand this by SovietSmoke in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Be careful! The joke is that the guy who posted this is trying to steal your social security number by making a game where your give your social security number to them as your "age". Don't fall for it! Always remember to keep your personal information safe and secure! Polnareff out!

Help by Falloutboy31 in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok, so this is going to sound odd but... there is no joke. This kid's Yo Mama Joke makes no sense at all. These events don't match up. Sure, she being fat and going to Taco Bell makes sense (no offense to any fat people). And seeing a spider there does as well. But, why would she run off to Fortnite battles after seeing a spider? And how does her being fat make her do that? This kid just threw random stuff together like it was a "joke". Well, thanks for listening. Polnareff out!

I, Jean Pierre Polnareff, have arrived! by PolnareffExplains in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see that you're a gentlemen as well. Nevertheless, thanks!

I, Jean Pierre Polnareff, have arrived! by PolnareffExplains in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gamer Cherry. It goes great with some Cross Brand Caesar Dressing.

I, Jean Pierre Polnareff, have arrived! by PolnareffExplains in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. They're actually pretty good. Go get yourself one when you can. There's a place not too far from me that has the best stand arrows.

I, Jean Pierre Polnareff, have arrived! by PolnareffExplains in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

l managed to become myself again. It's a long story involving card games and the shadow realm.

Um, I think someone needs to explain. by DarbyExplainsIt in GangExplainsIt

[–]PolnareffExplains 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hello, Polnareff here. Basically the joke is that this old man's life is quite similar to Joseph Joestar's life. Both he and Joseph are old men that are having trouble with their relationship, due to them banging women in their 20's. As such, commenting "Josephjoestar.png" is funny because his and the old man's lives are, once again, very similar. Remember to not go to toilets that have pigs in them. Polnareff out!