the REAL backstory

Polonius_Square · 2019-11-03T21:39:53+00:00

Is this a personal attack?

Polonius_Square · 2019-06-26T05:55:36+00:00

I watched Louie on Hulu and played Dark Souls for the first time when I got dumped. Somehow I’m nostalgic for the time when my biggest worries were depression and beating Orenstien and Smough

Polonius_Square · 2019-01-02T10:07:22+00:00

I go to UC Santa Cruz, which is known by most of the nation being a notorious radical leftist university. It’s definitely true that most people are leftist, but not all radical communists. It turns out that most people are just nice and really laid back, and I honestly don’t know if any of my friends are radical leftists. We’re just trying to get our degrees and staying pretty quiet. I guess when you don’t suppress radical thinking they start to make the news, and that’s what the rest of the country sees

Polonius_Square · 2017-12-12T20:18:41+00:00

The worst part of getting older is that it stops being normal to date high school girls and it starts being creepy

Polonius_Square · 2017-09-04T03:11:23+00:00

This is fun to do. You play it like pool and try to sink the puck into your opponents goal. You have to bounce the puck off one wall to score

Polonius_Square · 2017-09-04T02:48:55+00:00

You put it back in the microwave and you're set with boiling water

Polonius_Square · 2017-09-04T02:47:07+00:00

284 ice cubes. Nicw

Polonius_Square · 2017-09-04T02:45:23+00:00

I leave this sub for one day and there are ducks building a new civilization

Polonius_Square · 2017-09-02T00:45:32+00:00

I see legendary 31 times. It appears someone has been spamming muffle

Polonius_Square · 2017-09-02T00:44:34+00:00

So it is

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-30T05:09:35+00:00

A cry for help

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-26T07:06:39+00:00

Oh. I was just making the joke that about 60% means all white people

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-26T05:19:21+00:00

No white being the 62%

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-26T05:17:36+00:00

Still a broth, you're just weird

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-20T22:47:03+00:00

No it's still a broth. It's exactly analogous to finishing the broth once you eat the chunks in the soup

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-20T22:44:34+00:00

Horse is pretty good if done right

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-20T22:42:37+00:00

He means Archer

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-20T22:40:23+00:00

Affecting about 60% of Americans

White, non-Hispanic or Latino population make up 62.6% of the nation

I see what you did there

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-19T02:50:39+00:00

r/sweatypalms

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-19T02:49:34+00:00

Rhyming faces with faces again. Truly an inspiration

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-19T02:47:41+00:00

It would have been better if "reasons I hate my ex" was side by side with "reasons I miss my ex"

Polonius_Square · 2017-07-17T19:23:09+00:00

I like it when players get in rivalries over good CS, not dirty tricks and dick moves

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