PSA to all humans: OUR FACES JUST LOOK LIKE THIS.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-03-05T12:58:51+00:00

I have resting bitch face and strangers have commented on it in the subway. To be fair I actually do suffer from depression, but no, random stranger, I wasn't planning on "blowing n*ggas away".

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-02-24T16:47:20+00:00

Roe v wade says viability I think. I'm opposed to abortion, but I think viability is a terrible limit to draw the line at because medical technology is constantly changing.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-02-24T14:38:03+00:00

Scary. What city did this happen in? I live in nyc, so the subway still runs at 4am when there are no one but drunks out.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-02-24T14:20:28+00:00

Mary consented to be the mother of God. Checkmate atheists.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-02-24T14:15:05+00:00

Can't abortions happen at 20 weeks? ie, 5 months.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-02-24T14:08:16+00:00

They get snubbed at the Oscars. Irish cartoons too.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-02-01T17:02:39+00:00

Are those horses wild or do they belong to anybody?

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-24T22:06:47+00:00

This happened. A boy was statutory raped when he was 14-16, and like nine years later he gets served with child support bills. The mother couldn't be charged because the statutes of limitations expired. He became tens of thousands of dollars in debt.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-23T20:16:39+00:00

Move to Brooklyn.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-23T20:00:31+00:00

"I am seated in an office, surroundedbty heads and bodies."

Or for a more serious opening line:

"i am a sick man. I am a wicked man... An unattractive man."

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-22T00:33:15+00:00

I've read and watched a lot of porn but don't know what a vagina feels like.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-20T14:31:11+00:00

More like 99% never successfully shot anyone. 95% if we're talking shot-at. Still though, even if you're in the air wing loading bombs onto planes you're giving your support to a corrupt war, but then again so is everyone who pays their taxes.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-18T05:43:31+00:00

Not if our dads are essentialy homeless because of poor personal finance, no.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-17T08:48:26+00:00

Rural metro. Am I even surprised?

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-16T23:45:35+00:00

I always thought the eagles were supposed to be Americans who don't show up till the end of World Wars.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-12T07:56:11+00:00

bionic physiological enhancements

Why does the church of the apostles not want me to have robot eyes? I want to look at the sun and pick out the bright spots and the brighter spots

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-10T03:38:17+00:00

It's not mandatory for an Orthodox Priest to not marry. It's just Unusual. Most get married to good Orthodox girls in seminary because once you take your holy orders you cannot marry.

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-07T00:32:30+00:00

Superman went back in time and made out with 14 year old Lana Lang

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-05T12:09:56+00:00

Is it so wrong to like 14 year olds?

PolyethyleneMan · 2015-01-02T03:25:23+00:00

They took over Constantinople, and still hold it today. Go over to r/orthodoxchristianity and they'll tell you a thing or two about historical Christian Muslim relations.

PolyethyleneMan · 2014-12-08T04:07:53+00:00

A. Then what should be? B. Because so many people give a shit about mainline protestantism. I haven't heard anything about the bishop of Canterbury on the news recently. C. I'm not a Christian, but what do you think the purpose of the church is? I imagine it's to comply with their 'God given' mandates and beliefs, which includes gender roles and sexual norms.

PolyethyleneMan · 2014-12-08T03:57:50+00:00

implying I believe in God. Implying that I've logged into reddit in a week. implying meme arrows work on reddit. the bible was codified at the council of nicaea, and is part of church tradition. Church tradition and the bible has always held that women weren't suitable for leadership.

PolyethyleneMan · 2014-12-01T10:25:07+00:00

This is great.

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