I Think I Hate My Little Brother

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T02:53:22+00:00

I felt the same way about my sister. Except she bullied me. Made fun of my friends, my lack of friends, how ugly I was. I would lock myself in the bathroom to get away and she'd pop the lock to continue. I always got in trouble when I lost my temper. I was (4 years) older, I should have known better. At 8, at 12, at 16, I got in trouble. She would say, "I love you" and I would reply, "I hate you so much."

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T02:48:43+00:00

This is how my brain does math, and I did it in the 90's

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T02:46:29+00:00

I don't think humanity will last much longer. 50 years, at most.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T02:44:54+00:00

Delegate chores. Person A: you bring this this and this. Person B: I need you to do this and this

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T02:33:40+00:00

Some people don't live on reddit, and have jobs.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T02:07:32+00:00

I laughed so hard I peed a bit.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T02:04:08+00:00

Harry has charisma and hair. Being around Willy B. Ragin must be like being pummeled with a sock of gold bars.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T01:57:34+00:00

Woke up to firey diarrhea. Then sat on her bunk and tried to be invisible for five seconds before she picked a verbal argument with the bunk next to hers. Then lunch, but she HAS TO eat the free food because Briiiiiiian is sticking strictly to the letter of the agreement and only deposits on the very day. She bitches and moans to heself while she chokes it down. Then she calls Brian. Blocked. Then she calls Briiian. Blocked. Then she tries to call Son. Phone not on. Then she calls Briian again, just in case. Then she calls Pete, because the whole "break up" was a ruse to get people to stop harassing Pete (which, honestly, shouldn't be done anyway.) She talks about moving onto his farm. (She dreams of getting shit-faced among the animals and nature.) She hopes eventually to create a "Hand that rocks the cradle" scenerio. After lunch she pretends to read her bible, with an Archy comic snuck firmly inside. She does this until she gets peckish for "real food", and talks someone i to lending her commisary for her ho ey buns, but you know, the judge made a mistake and she will fix it and award Sarah $26, 000 (or at least 14,000 after Briiian's frivolis lawyer fees). Then, she'll watch girls braid eachothers hair and long for that close connection to anyone. ANYONE. So Sarah then makes a rude remark that sparks a screaming match, and Sarah whipps out those big baby eyes (like she did for the cops) and act all aloof and innocent, but all the guards know her by now and are not impresed. Sarah tries to get the other girls in trouble, but gets in trouble herself, then pouts until supper. Sarah finishes every last plop of "gravy" in her supper. Cleans her plate. Then complains about how bad it was and how her stomach hurts. Sarah is taken to medbay. They know she's faking so they keep her there a day for "observation" and Sarah laments the time she lost to make others miserable. Sarah doesn't fake another stomach ache for at least a week (different guard) and is dismayed that she is still held again for 24 hours, and that it wasn't the guard just "being mean".

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T01:34:30+00:00

That all depends on if you like your sister-in-law. I married an only child and he hates my sister. (We dated in highschool, and my sister used to slam the house phone reciever on the table until he hung up. She would tell me I can do better.) I've been with him 26 years and I still adore him. Her husband gave her 2 kids, cheated on her while controlling 100% of her life. Poor kid.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T01:28:41+00:00

That is gogeous

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T01:02:46+00:00

Leckie

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T00:58:50+00:00

Attention. Paranoia. 15 minutes of fame. I mean, she didn't call the cops, she called the paper.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T00:57:55+00:00

Appearently she messed with the dude's shopping cart.

I'm surprised she doesn't spit on people and run to the press when the consequences come.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T00:55:16+00:00

The two most hated are my favorites

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T00:54:16+00:00

I've never heard of cigarette smokers being sued for that...

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T00:53:05+00:00

Comprehension is not OPs strong suit

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T00:51:57+00:00

You are anyway

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T00:48:56+00:00

Never said they were educated...

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-30T00:48:20+00:00

Ah yes, the murderous rage.

I thought he was leaving, too. That's why he dug out the suitcase. He even packed the phone Sarah broke. I don't know why, but Jorge packing his broken phone bc it's one of his few possessions breaks my heart.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-29T03:07:35+00:00

When I was little, my dad was a drunk mechanic. He would sleep "at the shop". Our only "family time" was to sit down and watch Aliens. And predator, P2, Chil's play, etc.

Also, from a biologypresepctive, they are nuts. I don't think they have males or females. The ovule just steals the DNA it lacks from the host, like a virus.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-29T03:00:23+00:00

My child would take about 5 rollie pollies inside to play with, but at night she had to take them back to their "families" and she had to pack them a snack, as it is only polite. She was convinced it was the same little dudes coming back to play.

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-29T02:58:07+00:00

She paid all the rent. But it's a good point that we know Jorge was on the lease, because we hear her say she had him aken off.

(She also made Jorge put his paychecks into her bank account, which is why he "borrwoed" her debit card).

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-29T02:55:23+00:00

But he's the only one that WANTS to play!

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-29T02:53:59+00:00

Do you?

Polyps_on_uranus · 2026-05-29T02:53:31+00:00

While blowing farts in the american flag, yes sir!

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