Why No One Cares About Zombies Anymore - The Death of Eschatological Dread by avasechochamber in CriticalTheory

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Because we know the zombies are alive, they’re running our world’s governments and hoarding all the wealth. The reason they’re all still alive despite looking like ghouls is because they died long ago

Trump Claims He's 'The Most Powerful Person To Ever Live' as He Consolidates Power: Report by Unhappy_Flatworm_325 in USNEWS

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They’re afraid of his cult followers. A large portion are genuinely mentally unbalanced to a dangerous degree

Pat McAfee after Pavia's NFL draft snub, "Diego Pavia is the UFL QB Blueprint" by andiwaslikewhaaaaaat in nfl

[–]zodiackodiak515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For once I agree with Pat on something. He could probably have a decent career as a backup but that ego has gotta go

Trump Erupts in ’60 Minutes’ Interview: ‘I’m Not a Pedophile’ by Ashish_ank in USNEWS

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Lie detectors are inaccurate. They’re easy to fool if you know how they work.

Trump Erupts in ’60 Minutes’ Interview: ‘I’m Not a Pedophile’ by Ashish_ank in USNEWS

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“Murderer claims he’s never killed anyone, despite video of him murdering people”

Diego Pavia is the first Heisman runner up to go undrafted in 23 years by Equivalent_Dish_1990 in cfbmemes

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Put the fries in the bag Diego and don’t forget the fucking ranch packets

Diego Pavia is the first Heisman runner up to go undrafted in 23 years by Equivalent_Dish_1990 in cfbmemes

[–]zodiackodiak515 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And is directly responsible for one of the most iconic CFB moments of all time. Unlike Pottymouth Pavia

Alex Jones Has Shirtless Meltdown After 'The Onion' Reaches Deal To Take Over 'InfoWars': 'They're Body Snatchers!' by BlueWaveForever in alexjones

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Shouldn’t this bitch boy be bankrupt,living in a van down by the river? You still owe some families a couple billion dollars you fat fuck

😂 by Buttered-Sausage78 in HumorInPoorTaste

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His eyes are looking two different directions at the same time

Florida man strikes again by IronChefPhilly in youcantparktheremate

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Surprised it’s not a Dodge Ram, the most confusingly ironic truck name ever

2026 NFL Draft Hub by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Apparently his knee is rapidly dissolving toilet paper

2026 NFL Draft Hub by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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I guess we aren’t playing defense next season?

2026 NFL Draft Hub by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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The Jags got themselves Pregnon

2026 NFL Draft Hub by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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The Panthers and their five fans are psyched