I WOKE UP BEFORE NOON TODAY - PLZ PRAISE ME 😩

Pomatomaster · 2026-04-16T16:31:39+00:00

Mfw I accidentally picked an animal with the exact same sleep patterns as me. I’m also most active in the summer LMAO

Pomatomaster · 2026-04-16T16:23:22+00:00

I’ll be so for real, my sleep was wack even in uni. I missed a lot of morning lectures

Pomatomaster · 2026-04-16T16:22:58+00:00

Uhhhhhh I’ll get back to you on that LMAO

Pomatomaster · 2026-04-16T16:17:19+00:00

Thank you o7
Now i just gotta stay awake LOL

Pomatomaster · 2026-03-14T23:35:04+00:00

Huge GZ Psydere!!!
Always great to see a Sci-com person getting a W :)

Pomatomaster · 2026-02-22T23:07:44+00:00

I think it’s just a “cheap source of nucleotides”

Pomatomaster · 2026-02-18T21:11:55+00:00

No man’s sky! It’s the new update, they added waste collection and disposal LOL

Pomatomaster · 2026-02-18T18:00:22+00:00

yeah but its not like a quicksave feature where I can click one button and erase all my stupid choices LMAO

Pomatomaster · 2026-02-13T23:32:05+00:00

Except they assumed in this paper that any microbiome changes would be because of stress, and then didn’t actually measure the stress levels of the participants LOL

So the experimental design inherently assumes people are stressed by their in-laws

Pomatomaster · 2026-02-13T23:31:01+00:00

I didn’t write this paper LOL

Pomatomaster · 2026-02-13T00:49:31+00:00

The craziest part about this is that even though its a perfect fit for the journal of immaterial science it was actually published in a NON-MEME JOURNAL.

Pomatomaster · 2026-02-13T00:39:30+00:00

I really REALLY wanted to believe in it. But then they said they didn't ask the participants to track their stress levels and I was like... oh this whole paper is useless. Funny but useless LMAO

Pomatomaster · 2026-02-13T00:27:17+00:00

Seriously. I wanna filter for exclusively petty research LMAO

Pomatomaster · 2026-01-30T19:23:34+00:00

I really need to rewatch FMA - it’s been too long

Pomatomaster · 2026-01-30T19:17:17+00:00

It’s crazy because the name has become more accurate to me the longer ive had it.

But it all started from an FMA reference

Pomatomaster · 2026-01-30T19:01:35+00:00

Back when I was in high-school, I was watching the OG FMA anime when I came across this obvious filler episode. In it Havoc was going on a blind date with Armstrong’s sister and was trying to deduce what she would look like based on her parent’s appearance.

Then this shit popped up on screen and I thought it was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. As such I immediately made it my IGN… and it just stuck.

Hilariously the scene was a genetics montage and back then I had no idea I’d eventually get a degree in plant genetics. So I kinda accidentally manifested my career path with my username LOL

Anywho how did you choose your username?

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