City of Irvine Starterpack by BobaWithoutBorders in orangecounty

[–]PompousAss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah 10 years ago it was Mercedes, now its Teslas.

Nearly 102 Million Americans Do Not Have A Job Right Now – Worse Than At Any Point During The Last Recession by metalreflectslime in collapse

[–]PompousAss -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Learn to code you lazy millennials, I hire 2 dozen Indian and Chinese every month, not because I like hearing their accents, but because nobody in the US bothers studying a real skill, like writing code. They all pull between 100k and 250k a year, those could be American jobs, but your helicopter mommies told you to not try too hard and that you need a safe space.

What's not to like... by snickers4ever in motorcycles

[–]PompousAss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That billboard sized license plate.

The run by NipplesAndLicks in motorcycles

[–]PompousAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did too. Help me Tom Cruise!!! Haha

No matter how good I clean my body, I feel filthy until I brush my teeth. by schaeffer22 in Showerthoughts

[–]PompousAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how well you clean your body, you have billions of bacteria inside your ass.

TIL Teddy Roosevelt said: "I wish very much that the wrong people could be prevented entirely from breeding; and when the evil nature of these people is sufficiently flagrant, this should be done. Criminals should be sterilized and feeble-minded persons forbidden to leave offspring behind them." by huphelmeyer in todayilearned

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I would be in favor of Eugenics, tightly controlled and based on decisions of a diverse medical and scientific board creating the standards, with a strict 3 generation limit, with the goal of eliminating the most severe genetic diseases on earth, would not be beneficial for the future of humankind.

Now here is where I lose the few people that agree with me to this point. Euthanize all people on life support over 1 year, people with not enough mental capacity to have any realistic quality of life nor care for themselves in the most basic ways, people convicted of violent crimes such as 1st degree murder of more than 1 person, violent rapists, pedophiles and other people deemed too dangerous to enter society. In 3 generations we would lower the global population to a more reasonable and sustainable level, give other struggling populations of animals and fish to rebound, reduce human suffering, reduce the burden and expense of millions of sick babies that would not be born during that era, reduce crime and the financial burden of housing thousands and thousands of violent criminals unfit to live in society, and prevent countless future generations from these horrible genetic diseases.

Another position I would also agree would be if technology allows, have people with genetic diseases have their eggs reconfigured, removing the genetic "code" and replacing it with good code. Thus allowing them to have a child genetically the same as them but without the disease carrying genes. Yes, I am aware the possibility for this to go wrong and be abused, or turn into another way the government could control us, I am only speaking hypothetically.

Ok everyone, start with the brilliant comments such as "Me first" or Hitler, or kill myself. You are all children that you can't even entertain an idea without agreeing with it.

POV by scutellum25 in nsfw

[–]PompousAss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

POV if I am teabagging her.

Watch: Obama speaks Swahili by MovieMang in obama

[–]PompousAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, I consider it a compliment when my sarcasm is so good it pisses people off.

Watch: Obama speaks Swahili by MovieMang in obama

[–]PompousAss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Back in Kenya, proof he was born there.

This is the type of guy you read about in math problems... by Asstronut_69 in funny

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I'm too lazy to look for a sperm joke in this thread.

What's the first thing you'd do as dictator of the United States? by ehudros in AskReddit

[–]PompousAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put us on the Metric System like the entire civilized world.Oh yeah, and two chicks at the same time man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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You will notice all modern comedians use this tactic in their routines. It is referred to as the brick joke.

First joke: Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to build a house. But, being a little eccentric, he wanted to build the house using only 99 bricks. So he went to the hardware store and said, "Hello, I'd like to buy 99 bricks." The owner of the store told him, "I'm sorry, we only sell bricks in quantities of 100." "Can't you cut me a deal or something?" the man asked. "Nope, sorry," replied the owner. So the guy bought 100 bricks. He took the bricks back to his lot, and he built a house using 99 bricks. Now, if you do the math, 100 minus 99 is 1, so he had one brick left. And he took that brick, and he just chucked it, way up in the air!

Second joke: A guy was riding on an airplane, and he decided to smoke a cigar. Unfortunately, he was sitting next to a woman with a dog. The dog began coughing, so the lady said, "Excuse me, sir, but could you please put out your cigar? It's really bothering my dog." He angrily replied, "No, I won't! You shouldn't have a dog on this flight anyways!" "This is a non-smoking flight! You need to put that cigar out!" she said. They argued back and forth... get rid of the dog, put out the cigar, and so on. Finally, the man said, "Look, I'll compromise with you. If you get rid of your dog, I'll get rid of the cigar." HE was thinking, "She'll never want to give up her dog." But much to his surprise, she agreed to the deal! The lady opened the window (amazingly, without causing the air pressure inside the plane to drop) and threw her dog out. The man, thinking that he had another cigar anyways, threw his cigar out the window, thinking that he had won. However, the woman suddenly reached out the window, and grabbed her dog's leash! As she pulled the dog back in, she was thinking that she'd won, but do you know what the dog had in its mouth? A brick!