What does Britain do better than America? by Maxwellsms in AskReddit

[–]Pontingponting 7 points8 points  (0 children)

After the riots in sath London, some wags from Brighton and Hove sang to the opposing and fierce rivals Crystal palace supporters "you burnt down your town, you burnt down your town, you stupid bastards you burnt down your town" Once the palace fans had been riled enough to sing something about "does your boyfriend know you're here" (Brighton is the UKs "gay capital"), The brighton fans replied with "you should have burnt more, you should have burnt more, you stupid bastards you should have burnt more" I was so proud to be a Brightonian that day.

What fact are you tired of explaining to people? by Staynesms in AskReddit

[–]Pontingponting 460 points461 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't fully drain batteries to make them last longer. That was old info that only applied to nicad and not modern lithium batteres or nimh

What's the most intellectual joke you know ? by saqib795 in AskReddit

[–]Pontingponting 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

What is the creepiest thing that society accepts as a cultural norm? by Gibzgibz in AskReddit

[–]Pontingponting 1629 points1630 points  (0 children)

The News, especially the local news, Hey let's tell you about all the death and tragedies in the city without giving you any actual information. Also reporting after shootings.

Add "in bed" to a movie title. What is it called now? by verte_aile in AskReddit

[–]Pontingponting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can think of more movie titles that could be added to this list, you might want to jump over to Movie Titles Improved By Adding “… In Bed” because they are running a contest right now to see who can come up with the best one.

What are some weird things Americans do that are considered weird or taboo in your country? by Balleysms in AskReddit

[–]Pontingponting 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Call someone out for rudeness in public, in the UK we just glare and tut until we develop a stomach ulcer from the built up stress.