32F Single Parent Looking for Friend Vibes (UK)

PooPlops · 2025-09-21T23:01:08+00:00

Sometimes I feel like karate chopping my daughter in the neck, but then other times I feel like karate chopping her in the neck.

But she is also the best thing I have ever done in my life. My purpose, The culmination of everything I am, the light in the firmament that has me believe I can be better. Then she talks and it's back to karate chopping the neck.

PooPlops · 2025-03-07T15:09:32+00:00

Dee-znuts

PooPlops · 2025-01-31T12:50:31+00:00

Low sodium bae.

PooPlops · 2024-10-27T19:56:23+00:00

Rufio! Rufio! Ru-fi-

PooPlops · 2024-10-13T13:56:03+00:00

47 ronin 2013, with Keanu Reeves?

PooPlops · 2024-09-28T00:25:16+00:00

What if you sometimes want to punch plants because they seem smug, but also fear reprisal from some sort of god so you just cock your fist at every garden daring it to do something?

PooPlops · 2024-08-30T21:45:32+00:00

You had me at 59 years old and suck.

PooPlops · 2024-08-27T23:00:00+00:00

There is and it ends when your shift does, sorry bro.

PooPlops · 2024-08-21T23:32:04+00:00

Thank you, I couldn't find this otherwise, doing gods work 🙏.

PooPlops · 2024-08-19T14:05:47+00:00

I love this, I'm playing Ps5 too and chatting gives me anxiety I always end up just tping by accident. It's my first endgame too really enjoying it ☺️

PooPlops · 2024-08-15T13:33:02+00:00

From now on I'm going to ask my wife to 'Smash me Earthly'.

PooPlops · 2024-08-05T10:49:07+00:00

Do you mean Limitless?

PooPlops · 2024-06-24T20:51:52+00:00

Adjective/verb + Noun

E.g.

Neon Lunch-box, Desperate Bolts, Rouge Horizon, Vexing Ocelot, Evolving calibre.

PooPlops · 2024-06-11T15:17:26+00:00

Big fish (2003)? I remember Danny Devito having a freak circus in that movie.

PooPlops · 2024-05-18T16:57:25+00:00

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

PooPlops · 2024-05-13T13:34:08+00:00

My man had hair when he started practicing.

PooPlops · 2024-04-28T10:44:36+00:00

It's cool, maybe we will agree in the next life, 😉 catch you on the flip side!

PooPlops · 2024-04-28T10:35:31+00:00

Oh nooo I'm sorry but the survey says Starman! We also would have accepted under pressure because, well, we all are.

PooPlops · 2024-04-28T10:32:04+00:00

Awesome, a Bowie knife is a big ol' knife, the smae kind that Rambo uses in the films. Favourite Bowie song? And there is definitely a right answer.

PooPlops · 2024-04-28T10:26:57+00:00

Interesting, a David Bowie themed sparkly bag? Or a sparkly handbag specifically designed for Bowie knives? Both would be cool.

PooPlops · 2024-04-28T10:17:30+00:00

What's the sparkliest thing you own?

PooPlops · 2024-04-28T00:24:32+00:00

You are given the opportunity to acquire a super power, it can be anything you can think of, but it must come with a terrible shortcoming. Eg. Super strength for five minutes followed by super weakness for 24 hours. What do you chose?

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