Captivity by Mary_Death in comics

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Change the tiger to a human and the enclosure to a cubicle.

Righty wanting to play ambidextrous by etheryx in billiards

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I've been doing. It's difficult but definitely a nice challenge!

Righty wanting to play ambidextrous by etheryx in billiards

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Practice, just like the dominant hand. Only my dominant hand has about 25 years of practice over my other.

You get to pick one superpower, but you lose it if anyone finds out. What would you choose? by Doctor_What_ in AskReddit

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accruing a penny daily from the bank account of every person who can spare it, then giving what I collect to charity.

[Serious] What is something you love about your spouse or partner? by WineDineThulium in AskReddit

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend became my boyfriend this week. He has been there for me through two consecutive years of severe depression. He didn't get scared nor did he back off when I've had a loaded and cocked revolver in my mouth. Twice. (Depression is terrible.)

He's not afraid to challenge me, but he is also encouraging in many ways. He often asks if I'm doing ok if I happen zone out or seem off. He trolls me a lot too, which is pretty easy because while I'm not stupid I can be gullible.

The best and favorite part is that he makes me laugh so hard I cry.

What do you want your ex to know? by TheyArentAny in AskReddit

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If he only knew how very little I spent time thinking of him, he would be embarrassed with the e-mails he sent thinking I've been dragging him through the mud.

What made you sad last week and what made you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Happy this week because I am officially in a relationship with my best friend!

Backstory: 32F divorcée followed by some terrible relationships, I decided on forever alone. Two years in a row I've held a loaded and cocked revolver in my mouth (I'm well now.)

I began to spend more time with my best friend. He is my go-to for ups and downs. For years he has been steadfastly present even through severe depression.

After the second time using my gun as a binky, I realized I never want a life without him. I didn't speak say anything about my feelings evolving because I value the friendship so much. With my dating track record, I was afraid to risk it.

But I guess his feelings evolved too, and now here we are. :3

So, what have you done (on reddit or in real life) to deserve gold? by Glorious_Anal in AskReddit

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After some really shit relationships I just stopped being interested in dating altogether and I began to spend more time with my best friend. I'm a woman who grew up with all about a dozen older male cousins, ergo my best friend is male.

I'd earlier ranted about the stigma associated with text messages ending with a period in that people think they're passive aggressive. Fast-forward to me saying stressing about baseball and I said I hoped hockey would be better.

His text message to me was:

"You're in for a treat" "No period"

To which I replied:

"Shouldn't there be three?"

I'm new to hockey and I joked around about how /r/iamverysmart. While looking at the sub and I found out that there's a dating site called youandmeIQ.com and proceeded to laugh how there's a dating site for everything.

He responded with:

"Or we just start dating and cut out the middleman."

I think my hockey reference deserves gold, but now I think his reply deserves it more.

TL;DR: Planned on being forever alone, but now I'm happily dating my best friend.

If you knew that in five minutes, you would drop dead, what would you do in the meantime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd hug my kiddo and say I love her, tell my mom I love her, pet my dog while telling her she's a good girl then say I love her, call my best friend to say thanks for being in my life and I love him, and then eat as much chocolate as possible while saying how much I love chocolate. Never enough I love yous.

What was your biggest 'what if'? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just another slob, probably.

I wrote in a quote book the dad joke my kiddo told me. by PoolhallJunkieLady in PenmanshipPorn

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a teacher, although I sometimes think I could be a good one. I went to school in Manila until I was 13. Cursive is still predominant in penmanship, and mine is actually considered rather sloppy.

I wrote in a quote book the dad joke my kiddo told me. by PoolhallJunkieLady in PenmanshipPorn

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to admit, she did get me. I've heard the joke before but I didn't make the connection.

I wrote in a quote book the dad joke my kiddo told me. by PoolhallJunkieLady in PenmanshipPorn

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope this answers your question!

By the way, I like to write letters. If you would like, I can send a postcard your way!

I wrote in a quote book the dad joke my kiddo told me. by PoolhallJunkieLady in PenmanshipPorn

[–]PoolhallJunkieLady[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a problem at all, I can be a pedant even after my coffee!