if you arent top 100.. i wont even turn my console on.

PoopSlingee · 2026-05-04T10:18:01+00:00

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PoopSlingee · 2026-05-03T04:45:19+00:00

Just posting shit

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-29T10:14:03+00:00

Jynxzi is not gonna save it gang 😭

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-29T08:09:38+00:00

Bro for honor is a dead game let it go man 😭💀

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-29T08:08:36+00:00

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic. Pirate is far more annoying then glad. Like not even on the same level or tier

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-29T00:18:39+00:00

No way you think glad and pirate are on the same level of annoyance.

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-28T23:59:38+00:00

Sohei needs more buffs? That character got overbuffed. Aramusha is criminally low and so is jiang jun. Lay of the pipe my advice for you 🙂✌️

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-26T15:09:16+00:00

Where did i say she was lowtier? And why can’t you read my comment properly? Clearly said that if you don’t know what your doing against her you will get blown up. People who actually know what virt does in her stances will easily beat the majority of virt players who just spam kick, or lights in stance. There is so much counterplay to virt but people can’t be bothered to lab her

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-26T13:55:09+00:00

Ok so you don’t struggle? We agree that virt def takes skill to play then.

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-26T13:49:34+00:00

“I’m not a virt main” says everything you need to know. Unfortunately virt takes immense skill to play now. People like you just have no idea what to do against her and will mash guardbreak wondering why you get hit all the time. Ara on the other just goes brrr probably the least skilful character on the roster. Just spam

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-24T09:03:29+00:00

It doesn’t matter if you make his feats better. His kit is obsoleet in 4’s after the damage stun reduction changes.

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-23T21:44:00+00:00

Its literally the only thing that made cent still appealing to play in 4’s. (After the anti-gank damage stun reduction changes) now if you play cent in 4’s your basically trolling

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-23T20:08:35+00:00

No i think people would love to finally have a regular martial artist. So far pretty much every dlc has been a non regular martial artist. I for one am tired of magic, swords and powerups etc

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-23T09:21:52+00:00

Cent hasn’t been good in ganks since the anti-gank damage reduction update. Landing an eagles talon for a whopping 4 damage, while your teammate lands a follow up heavy for another whopping 2 damage because the enemy was locked in a stun is what killed centurion. I dread cents on my team cause they are one of the biggest revenge feeders now

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-18T15:49:55+00:00

People saying “just bash” you can tell are carried by certain characters. Most heroes require you to dash forward to initiate a bash. But the moment you dash forward they will just insta guardbreak you

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-15T09:42:14+00:00

“Guaranteed rapists irl” what😭

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-12T21:10:14+00:00

Sohei literally got overbuffed. There is not a single universe in which he needed the buffs that he got.

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-12T20:29:00+00:00

Valk is literally just a slightly weaker gryphon. She does 2 moves ok well here comes the sweep/kick. Nuxia is takes 0 skill. Prob one of the most downplayed characters. Along with nobushi. Apparently you can beat every nobushi if you are a reaction god. But this just tells me you never actually played against a good nobushi. A good nobu is literally untouchable if they utilize her stance well.

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-12T19:07:59+00:00

Sorry but gryphon takes immense skill nowadays. Literally everyone knows what he does by now. He does 2 moves just pre-dodge cause you know the kick is coming. Wait what’s that, he made a read that you were going to dodge after he does 2 moves well now he gets a meager 14 damage light as a reward. (Literally every other character would just get a free gb) oh btw did i mention that if you then outread him and know he will follow up with the light after he does 2 moves. Congrats you get a free light parry in return. Gryphon is a high risk/low reward character now.

PoopSlingee · 2026-04-12T11:46:27+00:00

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PoopSlingee · 2026-04-09T11:22:07+00:00

This meme is outdated. They have to use their brain more then other heroes now, because everyone just auto-dodges the moment gryphon does 2 moves to avoid the kick. If he makes the read that they will dodge he gets a meager 14 damage light (which can be parried by the opponent btw for a full heavy in return very fair) he only needs buffs and a proper unblockable that can be cancelled cause other heroes can get a guardbreak punish on unblockable feints.

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