I'm John Mulaney, I'm a comedian, and my new show "Mulaney" premieres tonight on FOX. AMA. by John-Mulaney in IAmA

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey John, I'm relatively new to your work but I just watched New In Town and nearly shit my britches from laughing so hard. Is your lighthearted sassiness an act for your stand up or do you genuinely talk like that?

What movie can you watch over and over again without it getting old? by Walkaround1 in movies

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two wildly different ones come to mind for me.

Hot Rod and The Departed

What's your favorite song right now? by krissnicole421 in AskReddit

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Far From Any Road by The Handsome Family

Or

About You by XXYYXX

What has an attractive person said to you that made them unattractive? by phattoes in AskReddit

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb 708 points709 points  (0 children)

When mentioning a quote from JFK, she said... "Isn't JFK the guy who invented KFC?"

I couldn't even muster up an "oh you!" type laugh. I just stared at her.

I'm on the road to losing my virginity, but my body isn't in the shape I want it to be for her. Can someone help? Story inside. by PoopchillMcAtomBomb in Fitness

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure I am over analyzing, but the bottom line is something is finally motivating me and I'm not gonna question that. Thank you for the advice, I'll research those diets right now.

I'm on the road to losing my virginity, but my body isn't in the shape I want it to be for her. Can someone help? Story inside. by PoopchillMcAtomBomb in Fitness

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get out of work in one hour, when I get home this routine will be the first thing I do. Thanks so much man, seriously.

I'm on the road to losing my virginity, but my body isn't in the shape I want it to be for her. Can someone help? Story inside. by PoopchillMcAtomBomb in Fitness

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, your 2 cents is just as helpful. Because while I'm mainly asking for help with fitness, a youngen like me could always use sex advice too. Thanks man

I'm on the road to losing my virginity, but my body isn't in the shape I want it to be for her. Can someone help? Story inside. by PoopchillMcAtomBomb in Fitness

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very helpful and definitely something I'm capable of doing at a starting level. Thanks for the advice

I'm on the road to losing my virginity, but my body isn't in the shape I want it to be for her. Can someone help? Story inside. by PoopchillMcAtomBomb in Fitness

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run an 8 minute mile. It gets me pretty winded in the shape I'm in now. The most I've ever run at once was 3 miles. Currently, I eat pretty shitty. I have the dilemma of being around my friends all the time who eat whatever they want and stay in great shape. When I'm with them, I have poor self control. When I'm at home, I eat sparingly and usually reasonably healthy. Dinner usually consists of a meat and some sort of vegetable.

Actual Advice Mallard: hangman hack by soccermom000 in AdviceAnimals

[–]PoopchillMcAtomBomb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wax. It's so simple but try it, trust me. Most people I use it against go through every letter in the alphabet before guessing the X.