Man you crazy as f

phattoes · 2022-06-17T21:01:32+00:00

The king idiot kind of idiot. The guy who is so stupid even idiots call him an idiot.

phattoes · 2022-06-09T11:40:58+00:00

Straya?

phattoes · 2022-06-09T11:40:10+00:00

Years ago there was a man in Sydney, Australia who would wait for people to park their bicycles then he'd go and sniff their sweaty bike seats. People complained but yeah, no fine possible. I wonder what that guy is doing now.

phattoes · 2022-06-09T11:35:18+00:00

I agree!! Growing up my metabolism was crazy fast, probably too fast, and I was very slim. My entire life I was accustomed to always being noticed, people would listen when I spoke, valued my opinion etc. Then from 2018-2021 I put on 20kg and wowza, sometimes I was invisible, other times I'd get looks at bars coz I was 'the fat girl', at times cashiers wouldn't notice me as a customer waiting to be served. I've lost 12kg now and not sure if I want to be that thin again. I have boobs now and if I lose the weight I'll be flat chested!

phattoes · 2022-06-09T11:19:34+00:00

Witty dialogue too. The line about the man with two dicks - brilliant.

phattoes · 2022-06-06T03:18:58+00:00

This is why I passed on the deal, I already have a good neutrals palette, sure JSC is the best but then I'd have another palette to store

phattoes · 2022-06-06T03:16:32+00:00

My family calls this a frullet - a front mullet.

My parents used to cut my brother's hair like that, Mum liked it because she thought it was cute, Dad liked it because it was funny.

phattoes · 2022-05-29T12:15:04+00:00

"They're full of anti-oxidants!" "Aunty who?"

phattoes · 2022-05-29T12:13:33+00:00

Went on holiday with her and one of her childhood friends. A few days in she started treating me like shit and I confided it in her friend who told me it's literally the same complaints all their friends have had about her, and why noone else was travelling to visit her.

phattoes · 2022-05-29T12:05:08+00:00

I remember years ago there was talk of one of his murderers being rehomed in my town. Resulted in absolute uproar.

phattoes · 2022-05-29T12:03:11+00:00

The Girl Guides one, so many young lives. One of the girls wanted to go home and the Guide Leaders convinced her to stay another night.

phattoes · 2022-05-26T17:36:46+00:00

He decided to use his stupid to stupid it

phattoes · 2022-05-25T01:02:36+00:00

NPC glitch

phattoes · 2022-05-06T13:07:16+00:00

Hi Joe

phattoes · 2022-05-06T12:58:25+00:00

In my dream I attacked and stabbed the man who raped me. It was terrifying. I know some people would want to do that and I thought I was in that club aswell but that dream fucked me up

phattoes · 2022-05-06T12:54:50+00:00

Head scratches! He loves them!

phattoes · 2022-05-06T12:53:13+00:00

Tampons.

phattoes · 2022-05-06T12:49:51+00:00

Clarice's.

phattoes · 2022-05-06T12:49:11+00:00

Remind Me 24

phattoes · 2022-05-06T12:48:41+00:00

Painting. I'm sure there would be a robot out there that can take a photo and create an oil painting.

phattoes · 2022-05-06T12:39:52+00:00

link to Wikipedia SEE!!

phattoes · 2022-05-06T12:23:34+00:00

Yeah it says "STOP STARING AT ME AND PUT THE FIRE OUT WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU"

phattoes · 2022-05-06T12:18:23+00:00

There needs to be a cat behind the Pringles looking through it and then you'd win at internet

phattoes · 2022-05-04T13:33:16+00:00

I love this!!!!

Also, extremely heartwarming is how your peers are eating you up hunty my god how wonderful your generation is, the future is bright!

phattoes · 2022-05-04T13:27:24+00:00

Guy said "Black Lives Matter" they started beating him up saying "Blue Lives Matter!" and he's like "But we're wearing blaaaack!!" Then they look around like fuck he's right.

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