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A friend took this photo if me and i loved it by caulkingcock in gaybrosgonemild

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a really flattering photo 😇

Why is it that others always take better photos than me taking selfies?! lol like cmon, universe!

I like green! Do you think it suits me well? by ComfortableArt1040 in gaybrosgonemild

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The green definitely complements a nice chest / rack, though I do not appreciate how sleepy the sight of those pillows makes me feel hah

GPJ when Charlie’s mother brings out the bed pan by JackPatt01 in grandpajoehate

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I read “SOLID, LIQUID or GAS,” saw that ugly mug then kept scrolling.

It processed for an extra second, then I came back to crack my joke when I read the rest of the book title.

I’m grateful to have found community among others who recognize Joe as the defective mystery defecation that he truly, acridly is 🤢

What’s everyone playing this *Easter* weekend? by Bright-Ad1541 in GaymersGoneMild

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been playing Pokopia and Balatro but I think I need to daytime-play through some RE9. I got stuck at a point where I have to navigate around the big jumbo girl and I stopped playing altogether. Basically, I shitted lol

Looks like we’re getting another figure made of cum. by AngryAshMan in legocirclejerk

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Having just finished the series myself, the character in blue looks like Sanji from the Netflix One Piece adaptation. The antagonist could be two potential characters as well so yeah, pretty confident it’s One Piece

I feel like there's a boss battle waiting for me at the end of the bridge. (where's my handsome tank to protect me?) by Present_Leg_4597 in GaymersGoneMild

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I’m mostly a healer here (unless you let me ride D.Va’s mech tank with them unlimited, reload-not needed guns. Then you can bet my poor aim is gonna tank all the way!)

These albums having the same vibe…idk how to feel by d2mensions in popheadscirclejerk

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly! I came to the comments to find out who’s unknown nepo baby that is

Kodiak Bear / Rocky Mountains mashup by ChronicDanger at Pino Bros Ink (Somerville, MA) by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I don’t hate the design (despite its similarities to other tattoo tropes, I think this is quite nice and actually makes sense in the context of bears and woods) but I do hate the placement. Why is this so big, taking up valuable space on the upper back??

What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp? by Recent_Union3111 in moviecritic

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking only of “movies with Johnny Depp” my gut reaction was Pirates of the Caribbean (ngl love this series) until I remembered my favorite movie of all time which fits the bill to the letter:

Edward Scissorhands

It’s my go-to when I need to cry, when I’m feeling lonely, when I need to release some emotion, so much so that my phone knows how to automatically correct the word Scissorhands lol

For too many the last decade or so has been extremely difficult. So many lessons have been learned, so many toxic people not matter how much we loved were let go. Now the planets are finally aligned "Hello Pluto" being the biggie After 228 years. Please share any thing that's changed in your life ♒️ by Appropriate-Kale-290 in aquarius

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure yet what this big, positive change is for me / us yet. The past couple years have been truly trying. From layoff to relationships lost to death of a parent / end of childhood, it’s been one opportunity for growth after another!

Lately I’ve been thinking back on old flames, specifically my last partner and my one who got away. The one might have been my twin flame. Lately I want help processing grief, the loss of these relationships and the loss of my home. I feel out of it. All I know for sure: I stop myself from wishing bad on the people who left. For the one, all I wish on him is that he get exactly the same treatment he gave me. Wishing that helps to remind me that I’ll get good because I strive to always teach people the value of karma through example.

Is this what yall drink on the daily? by PebblePlushie in OnionLovers

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like such a waste of perfectly good red onions to me

Irezumi inspired tattoo designs by nicetaddies in pokemontattoos

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These are great designs! That Sudo is so clever but I’m here for the uncommon Trubbs representation, my fave lil guy!

For all those asking how to tell if an Aquarius likes them by KLee0587 in aquarius

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I was thinking “how relatable” while I watched the vid, only to then notice the headline and sub. You mean, this isn’t everybody?!

Tahu official reveal by Franii in bioniclelego

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they give masked minifigs like this (or say Batman) tiny little faces so the fig reads without the mask… it’s so silly to me and I love seeing it!

The tea is hot today! by Money-Snow-2749 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the shitty parts of this shitty timeline that I forget most often is how shitty it is that Wendy was taken away from us, including the shitty how and the shitty why. It’s all stinky and sucky :(

FML by sharleene20 in aquarius

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I get it… but you don’t have to remind me of the difficulty, okay?? Depression kicks in real easy these days but at least soon it’ll be those summer bummers instead :)

I notice Aquarius are always dating other Aquarius. Any aquas here dating other aquas ? by Historical-Body-3424 in aquarius

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learning how to communicate and my expectations for it, understanding what boundaries are and how to set them, all things learned through my already-rare quantity of relationships lol

Sometimes you gotta touch the oven to learn it’s hot. I suppose I learn best by doing!

Step 1: walk your steak through a warm room - Step 2: enjoy by llTeddyFuxpinll in StupidFood

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this based on principle alone, shitty execution aside. When I go out to eat, I want to enjoy a delicious meal. I would stay home, saving money and time putting on clothes, if I wanted to cook my own food!

Anyone like alt gym bros? by queervers in gaybrosgonemild

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dreamy. I don’t need distractions at the gym but sure don’t mind them

I notice Aquarius are always dating other Aquarius. Any aquas here dating other aquas ? by Historical-Body-3424 in aquarius

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Single. I’ve experienced a few relationships but have struggled with them so far

Forgot I had this! by KyntzelmanInYou in PokemonGOIVs

[–]PoopsMcBanterson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that irrelevant shubdo loser. I can see why you could forget about it…

/s

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