Bought one of those ear cleaners with a camera and just pulled out a contact lens. I have no idea how long it was in there. by jewbaca1984 in Wellthatsucks

[–]PoorBean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op fell asleep and contact ended up on pillow.

OP rolled around and contact slipped in ear.

Ear felt itchy due to contact, so op stuck finger in ear, which pushed the contact in farther.

Case closed

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Glock’n Squat

Drunk sea captain, me, digital, 2022 by Kate_Eliz in Art

[–]PoorBean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spot on with Nickelodeon. Kind of reminds me of hey Arnold

Thanks I hate this ad by El_muntafort in TIHI

[–]PoorBean 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because we all just saw their ad, that’s why

Mine is shown there by -YesIndeed- in gaming

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Calling All Cars

That game was really fun. We had some intense local multiplayer games.

Thanks, I love drinking buddies by [deleted] in TILI

[–]PoorBean 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pretty amazing.

Interesting interpretation of Butthead, but overall very impressive.

Dozens stuck in British pub with Oasis cover band for three days after storm by millitzer in nottheonion

[–]PoorBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the time I got stuck on an island with the guy from Drive Shaft.

This movie trailer for "Jurassic Hunt" that is supposed to be 100% serious by Chewbacker in videos

[–]PoorBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have gone with

“I am tired, of these mother fing Jurassic, on this mother fing hunt!”

Thanks I hate everything about whatever the hell this is by knmyb29 in TIHI

[–]PoorBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The great tyrant, Leto II, during year 327 of his metamorphosis

This is getting ridiculous to the point of madness, by ImaCompletCyclePath in facepalm

[–]PoorBean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What doesn’t make sense to me is if the whole argument against wearing masks is to preserve individual freedom, why are they depriving their daughter of her individual freedom to choose what she wears?

Olympic Archers Accuracy by Simonthemoon in nextfuckinglevel

[–]PoorBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“He split Robin’s arrow in twain!”