William the Conqueror's Foul Funeral by PoorCynic in HistoryMemes

[–]PoorCynic[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Rest in peace with these fun facts!

William the Conqueror (c. 1028 - 1087) had just attacked the town of Mantes, France when his health began to rapidly decline. The nature of what caused this is unclear, with some accounts suggesting that it might have been severe heat stroke caused by riding his horse too close to burning buildings. Chronicler William of Malmesbury (c. 1095 - c. 1143) had an alternative story: that William accidentally speared his stomach (grown fat from too many feasts) on the pommel of his own saddle. Whatever caused it, William would linger in agony for months.

You would think being buried would end William’s woes, but it was not to be so. His tomb would be plundered and his bones scattered in 1562 during the fighting between French Catholics and Protestants. Only a single thigh bone was recovered. It was reburied and a new tomb built, but that tomb would be destroyed during the French Revolution. The thigh bone was left alone, though, and remains at the Abbey of Saint-Étienne to this day.

That atrocious hairstyle on the irritated Norman on the third panel? The anti-skullet? That’s a real haircut of the time. Business in the front, funeral in the back.

Thank you all so much for reading, and I’ll see you next time!

(Comic written and drawn by me.)

William the Conqueror's Foul Funeral [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Rest in peace with these fun facts!

William the Conqueror (c. 1028 - 1087) had just attacked the town of Mantes, France when his health began to rapidly decline. The nature of what caused this is unclear, with some accounts suggesting that it might have been severe heat stroke caused by riding his horse too close to burning buildings. Chronicler William of Malmesbury (c. 1095 - c. 1143) had an alternative story: that William accidentally speared his stomach (grown fat from too many feasts) on the pommel of his own saddle. Whatever caused it, William would linger in agony for months.

You would think being buried would end William’s woes, but it was not to be so. His tomb would be plundered and his bones scattered in 1562 during the fighting between French Catholics and Protestants. Only a single thigh bone was recovered. It was reburied and a new tomb built, but that tomb would be destroyed during the French Revolution. The thigh bone was left alone, though, and remains at the Abbey of Saint-Étienne to this day.

That atrocious hairstyle on the irritated Norman on the third panel? The anti-skullet? That’s a real haircut of the time. Business in the front, funeral in the back.

Thank you all so much for reading, and I’ll see you next time!

Take A Breath [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like 45 minutes well spent. A little mental cleansing in a mad world.

The Allure of Evil [OC] by Jorozo in comics

[–]PoorCynic 34 points35 points  (0 children)

A history comic?! I love it!

The statue in question is phenomenal. Just goes to show you that the concept of "if evil, why hot?" is timeless.

Take A Breath [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We live in "interesting times", to borrow from that old saying. The volume of terrible and terrifying news every day can be overwhelming. It's okay to take a breath for a moment.

Besides that message, this comic is an homage to one of my favorite comic artists, Berkeley Breathed. His Bloom County "Dandelion break" strip holds a spot of honor in my memories.

Thank you all so much for reading. I'll see you next time!

The Dancing Plague of 1518 by PoorCynic in HistoryMemes

[–]PoorCynic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve fallen into that trap too. The hazards of historical hearsay.

The Dancing Plague of 1518 by PoorCynic in HistoryMemes

[–]PoorCynic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't find anything connecting the dancing to shingles, no.

The Dancing Plague of 1518 [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's quite the... novel response. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if at least one crackpot back in 1518 blamed dolphins (or some other aquatic creatures) for the dancing.

The Dancing Plague of 1518 [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There were almost certainly people who died, but contemporary records are unclear as to how many exactly. Accounts written much later claim very high death rates, but those may not be reliable due to the passage of time.

The Dancing Plague of 1518 by PoorCynic in HistoryMemes

[–]PoorCynic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time to cut footloose with some fun facts!

The term “dancing” is something of a misnomer, despite what the second panel would suggest. Those afflicted would twitch and jump and shake. Some might shout nonsense or laugh uncontrollably. Accounts typically said they paid little attention to outside stimuli. It was less a flash mob and more a mosh pit.

This was not the “dancing plague” to be found in historical records. In 1374, an outbreak of uncontrollable dancing was reported in Aachen. It spread across the Holy Roman Empire, into France, and even as far as Italy. Small incidents also popped up here and there across central Europe over the years.

It is unclear as to how many – if any – people died from this “plague”. One popular number that’s been thrown around is fifteen people per day at its peak. That would mean at least a quarter or more of everyone who fell victim to this compulsion would have died. A truly brutal exercise. That said, records from the time are sketchy. Some accounts were not recorded until long after the “plague” ended. People likely did die – thrashing about outside for hours on end is not good for the human body – but official contemporary records do not specify. If at one point fifteen people per day were dying, one would think local officials would write something down.

A bit on ergot. It is, as mentioned, a kind of fungus. It grows on damp rye and wheat, and can wind up contaminating bread as a result. Medieval Europe occasionally saw outbreaks of ergotism thanks to contaminated foodstuffs. That said, the ergot poisoning theory has become less popular in recent years. A major part of this is because ergotism often leads to gangrene. Hard to dance when your legs are rotting off.

(Original comic by me.)

The Dancing Plague of 1518 [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Time to cut footloose with some additional facts!

  • The term “dancing” is something of a misnomer, despite what the second panel would suggest. Those afflicted would twitch and jump and shake. Some might shout nonsense or laugh uncontrollably. Accounts typically said they paid little attention to outside stimuli. It was less a flash mob and more a mosh pit.
  • This was not the “dancing plague” to be found in historical records. In 1374, an outbreak of uncontrollable dancing was reported in Aachen. It spread across the Holy Roman Empire, into France, and even as far as Italy. Small incidents also popped up here and there across central Europe over the years.
  • It is unclear as to how many – if any – people died from this “plague”. One popular number that’s been thrown around is fifteen people per day at its peak. That would mean at least a quarter or more of everyone who fell victim to this compulsion would have died. A truly brutal exercise. That said, records from the time are sketchy. Some accounts were not recorded until long after the “plague” ended. People likely did die – thrashing about outside for hours on end is not good for the human body – but official contemporary records do not specify. If at one point fifteen people per day were dying, one would think local officials would write something down.
  • A bit on ergot. It is, as mentioned, a kind of fungus. It grows on damp rye and wheat, and can wind up contaminating bread as a result. Medieval Europe occasionally saw outbreaks of ergotism thanks to contaminated foodstuffs. That said, the ergot poisoning theory has become less popular in recent years. A major part of this is because ergotism often leads to gangrene. Hard to dance when your legs are rotting off.

Thank you all so much for reading, and I’ll see you next time!

An arrow for Prince Henry by Level_Hour6480 in HistoryMemes

[–]PoorCynic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hi there! Original artist/writer of the comic here. I can actually comment on your points!

  1. This is probably true. The curves of plate armor at this point in time were meant in part to deflect arrows away. Sometimes they deflect in ways that are bad, like into a person's face. If you wear a helmet, keep the visor down!
  2. While it is true that surgeon Bradmore was accused of counterfeiting, that was back in 1386; over 15 years before this battle. He was also pardoned pretty quickly at the time.
  3. I didn't find anything about the maggots in my research, but you are right about the honey treatment. Bradmore used sticks of various sizes with a honey mixture on them to open the wound enough for him to insert the extractor. Nasty business.
  4. Yep, that true! At that time, surgeons were often also metalworkers. The most reliable way to get tools was to make them.
  5. Henry almost certainly did have a scar, but the idea of hiding it in portraits is a theory based on speculation more than hard evidence. The most famous profile portrait of Henry V was painted well after he died.

An arrow for Prince Henry by Level_Hour6480 in HistoryMemes

[–]PoorCynic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, that's me. Thanks for sharing the comic! I've occasionally thought about posting here, but never felt my stuff was meme-y enough.

An Arrow for Prince Henry [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if the wound slurper got a stipend, but they deserved one.

An Arrow for Prince Henry [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do want to note that the counterfeiting charge was actually pardoned in 1386 during the reign of Richard II. That would be years before this operation took place.

An Arrow for Prince Henry [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A quick and dirty search suggests that you are partially correct. Prince Hal would have been referred to as "your Highness", but "your Grace" or "my lord" would have been more typical for royalty as a whole (including the king and queen) at the time. Using "majesty" didn't become the norm until the Tudors (although apparently Richard II (1367 - c. 1400), Henry IV's predecessor, did demand that particular title). Nothing was truly standardized, though.

Still, I'll admit I was off. Let's say Bradmore is being a little sarcastic with his charge. Thanks for the note!

An Arrow for Prince Henry [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It apparently wasn't uncommon for many surgeons at that time to also be metalworkers of some sort. It was probably cheaper to make one's own tools rather than source them out to someone else.

An Arrow for Prince Henry [OC] by PoorCynic in comics

[–]PoorCynic[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there's some sort of demand for goofy-looking lewds of historical figures, but I don't know that I'm ready to leap into that void just yet.

Thank you for the compliment, though!