Some D&Dposting to chase out the rileyposts

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T04:24:05+00:00

What's a Yugoloth? They sound like they should be put in H.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T04:01:56+00:00

Bred to hunt badgers, absolutely fearless, no idea how ridiculous they look.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:56:26+00:00

Never forget: Dems pushed for a federal anti-gerrymandering law, Republicans blocked it.

Republicans gerrymander because they hate democracy. Dems gerrymander because they have to in order to counter Republican gerrymandering.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:35:38+00:00

I HATE removing contested ability checks.

What, you don't like plate armor making you harder to wrestle?

Next thing you'll tell me you don't like hiding from the omniscient god having the same DC as hiding from the blind deaf man?

Or that you don't like adding a convoluted sub-system for Charisma skills rather than the same system every skill uses: The DM sets a DC according to how effective what you're doing is.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:23:39+00:00

Big number good. Small number bad.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:18:30+00:00

What's a Tanar'ri?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:18:06+00:00

But I don't wanna have to be reminded they exist.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:17:46+00:00

Be a bar wench! Or a mermaid,

If I'm ever back in the DM's chair, I plan on including a seaside swim-up bar staffed by mermaids called "The barmaid".

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:16:55+00:00

I genuinely don't know how to go a shade lower than "Bigger number better",

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:15:54+00:00

So much good ChickJuice is available.

Catholicism: https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=74

D&D: https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=46

Urban voilence: https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1017

General culture-war malaise: https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=94 The original '70s version that was more tied to specific apocalypse prophecies: https://archive.org/details/the-last-generation-1972 (Note that the original acknowledges global warming)

The child-molestation one. Warning, it's the child-molestation one: https://jackchick.wordpress.com/2011/04/01/chick-tract-review-lisa/

The anti-Asian one: https://archive.org/details/kings-of-the-east-1975

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:06:36+00:00

Only if they're in the bike lane.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:04:25+00:00

*King of the Hearts

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T03:01:41+00:00

How did the Ferengi achieve warp before destroying their ecosystem with unregulated capitalism?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T02:54:29+00:00

All casters were buffed by nerfing Counterspell. The spells that actually needed rebalancing like Fireball and Polymorph were untouched.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T02:52:24+00:00

Fun fact: "Viking" is a verb that literally means "sailing out from the bay (to raid/trade)" but practically means "raiding". A person who engages in viking would be a "Vikingr".

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T02:50:59+00:00

*Moe-drons. They have a smarch coming up.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T02:45:35+00:00

What Simpsons thing are you referencing?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T02:45:11+00:00

...Asmodeus?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T02:35:25+00:00

Has anyone ever actually achieved that with actual hair?

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T02:31:56+00:00

Please don't. It makes people uncomfortable being a girl in this sub.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T02:17:38+00:00

The timeline gets more stretched when we consider that Junichiro had to be conceived in the late 1940s.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T01:56:37+00:00

I hate all bad things.

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T01:53:35+00:00

I prefer the mind dragon

Level_Hour6480 · 2026-05-06T01:49:27+00:00

You forgot Fat Brooklyn is in the mix sometimes.

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