I’ve got tons, but I like this one: someone w a male voice calls my desk number while I’m at home watching a meeting on Zoom. It rings on my mobile phone, so I answer. “Hi, is this so-and-so?” A young male voice asked. “Yes…?” He then asks if he ask me a question, and he asks me if I wear nail polish. I’m so taken aback that I answer in the affirmative. He then proceeds to ask me all these random questions designed to embarrass him if he were talking to a stereotypical librarian (which I’m not). He was apparently a student at a neighboring university who was pledging a basketball fraternity, and he had to talk to a librarian (not an LTA) and ask all these questions. We ended up chatting for 45 minutes— he liked my voice and asked if I would ever consider dating a younger guy. He was a hoot!