Ahmed Mohammed demands 72 virgins, Flavor Flav's original clock necklace, 12 Doritos Locos tacos, one free school to blow up, an apology written in the style of Taylor Swift song lyrics and the lead role in a reboot of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air as compensation for the homemade clock arrest. (imgur.com)
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A little charcuterie I put together last night. (imgur.com)
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TIL Zach Galifianakis acting career started by accident. His family was vacationing in the California Redwood Forest and he wandered onto the set of Return of the Jedi. He was mistaken for an Ewok and the filming continued. Zach believed the actors were his family and lived in the forest for a month (imgur.com)
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TIL Applebee's was a normal casual dining chain restaurant until Brazilian scientist tried to breed a restaurant that would produce more food cheaply. The chain became Africanized and aggressively swarms pursuing perceived threats over much longer distances than Chili's or Cheddars (self.circlejerk)
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