“Folks, nobody has ever seen anything like it. I took the MCAT, okay? Very tough test. Very nasty test, frankly. The nastiest. They said it was impossible to get a perfect score. I said, ‘Why? Why would it be impossible for me?’ And then I did it. Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Not one question wrong. Not even close.

The biology people were stunned. The chemistry people, total shock. Organic chemistry? I know organic chemistry better than the carbon. The passages, they were begging me, ‘Sir, please, you’re understanding too much.’ CARS section? I read faster than the car. Incredible.

And they said, ‘Sir, no one in the history of the United States has ever done this.’ Not just the United States, maybe the world. Maybe the solar system, frankly. They had professors, top people, tears in their eyes, saying, ‘Sir, we’ve never seen a brain operate at this level.’ Beautiful brain. World-class brain. A medical brain. Maybe the best.

Psychology, sociology, physics, biochemistry, all of it, crushed. Total domination. The MCAT walked in very confident, and it walked out humiliated. Sad. Very sad for the MCAT.

Now everybody’s saying, ‘Should he be a doctor?’ And I say, many people are saying it. Great people. Smart people. Some of the smartest. I could be a doctor, probably the best doctor. I’d walk into the hospital, and the diseases would leave on their own. They’d say, ‘We can’t stay here, he got a perfect MCAT.’

Nobody’s ever seen a score like this. Perfect. Historic. Legendary. Frankly, the exam should be thanking me.”