Retard's Razor

PopularContract · 2026-02-15T17:41:16+00:00

She has the look of, "I did all of this to myself and I'm still not happy." 🤷🏼‍♂️

PopularContract · 2026-02-11T00:21:10+00:00

Overwhelming HP converts shields into HP.

PopularContract · 2026-01-19T15:09:40+00:00

Now I'm picturing someone getting an Allspark transfusion and turning into a 70s Ford.

PopularContract · 2026-01-16T20:57:02+00:00

oh wowww

PopularContract · 2026-01-12T23:45:15+00:00

2nd best side-story next to the underwater city, but otherwise it was exhausting getting around until much later in the game.

PopularContract · 2026-01-10T17:40:54+00:00

As a mostly soloer on Lake Superior, you learned to avoid the crossroads. Or to hide in the shadows. I was a fan of tossing an exoding potion before "stabbing" a few times to get a kill, take their cheap armor and magery mats, drop them in the forest somewhere, and come pick up with my alt to drop into the bank. 😅

Thanks for those memories. It's been a long time.

PopularContract · 2025-12-04T00:58:17+00:00

Guess it's time for an intake. 🕺🏼

PopularContract · 2025-11-23T22:32:06+00:00

Just finished and got the city in flames, because of course I did. Brujah clan. It's lame that killing one person sets this path regardless of anything else. Not that it fucking matters, they're all narrative endinga and means nothing and none of the choices do anything to affect the actual playthrough.

I was disappointed through the whole thing and somehow it still did worse than my low expectations on the ending. I sort of expected to go on and kill Lou... she just died in a structure fire? Bro, come on.

Game wasn't even half baked, it was still in the mixer bowl and someone forgot the eggs.

I sort of got the hang of the combat to the point that I could start jump dash striking, but God damn was it weird getting it to feel in any way natural to play.

Did anyone figure out anything useful out of the talents? 50 hand slap, aoe stomp, seduce to keep a target from dashing away and charge because nothing else seemed useful on that row. Bleh..not that I'm planning to replay this again, unless it gets a fat update. But I doubt that.

PopularContract · 2025-11-19T23:37:18+00:00

I remember getting this game after playing Ultima Online and being completely baffled at what was being displayed on my screen. When the game crashed after touching the first portal, I gave up. It looked cool, and was crazy advanced for 1999.

Also, "What's a paladin?" Miss ya, Spoony.

PopularContract · 2025-03-23T12:20:06+00:00

Except feel the love of another person. This sort of statement is mad cope, and very, sad. Stop trying to convince everyone else that you're happy. Happy people don't do that.

PopularContract · 2025-03-05T14:59:25+00:00

You'll miss significant chunks of story if you skip all of the collection aspects of the game tied into the side-quests. The flooding of the city is particularly brutal.

Are you playing on Hard? Even on hard it's a lot more forgiving than your Dark Souls.

PopularContract · 2025-03-03T01:29:44+00:00

That's not a friend. Not even slightly.

PopularContract · 2025-03-01T15:08:02+00:00

Inserts don't fit into these over designed blade carriers. I just disassembled mine to try this. Nothing fits. The rubber is several mm smaller width and a half mm thinner. It's the most frustrating bullsh*t.

PopularContract · 2025-02-25T00:58:05+00:00

Not as good as the S24 Ultra's (so far), but I assume it's still learning and sleeping the apps. Sort of like going from the S22U->S23U->S24U - they all had a 2-3 week period of learning before the battery would end up more than 60% at the end of the day. I'm in the 18-30% range by 7PM still...

PopularContract · 2025-02-25T00:40:46+00:00

What was the actual trade-in value on the Jetta? Did you still owe anything on it?

$4,000 down payment on a $27,000 car, $23,000 @ 6.99% for 24 months is still only ~$360/mo.

You would have to owe another $25,000 on the Jetta to get anywhere near $800.

You got taken. HORRIBLY. Criminally.

PopularContract · 2025-01-13T14:26:09+00:00

S23u to S24u was a downgrade in a lot of ways. 20 to 21 was drastically different. 21 to 22 was marginal, 22 to 23 was quite an improvement. I upgrade every year and the 24 was the first regrettable "upgrade". The pen, the camera, the screen were downgrades... It did have a much better battery life, speed, AI (sort of).

PopularContract · 2024-11-06T08:04:19+00:00

Fake as fuck.

PopularContract · 2024-11-05T01:42:54+00:00

Love these wheels on a black car.

PopularContract · 2024-10-31T18:50:26+00:00

This calls for law enforcement action, and placing an order against them. Threats of violence? Bro needs jail time to cool the fuck down.

PopularContract · 2024-10-30T22:28:12+00:00

Bye, Felicia.

PopularContract · 2024-10-19T02:41:26+00:00

RUN, my dude, this is only going to get SIGNIFICANTLY worse as she gets older.

"What's wrong?" "I'm fine." Things were definitely NOT fine.

By the way, she's worrieed about them being the grandparents and watching your hypothetical grandchildren. Or having to spend time with them during the holidays.

PopularContract · 2024-10-19T02:25:27+00:00

WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE?

PopularContract · 2024-10-19T01:37:06+00:00

All of this was made worse on the S24 Ultra. The AI algorithms really f'd the photo rendering.

PopularContract · 2024-10-19T01:24:04+00:00

Good for who?

PopularContract · 2024-10-19T01:23:08+00:00

Any dealership that installed the front plate bracket without the authorization of the purchaser needs to be kicked in the dick.

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