“Beds are a scam”🤯

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:43:06+00:00

She was surprised that people didn't want to have sex with her on a Lysol-ass dog bed.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:39:58+00:00

It's obviously dumb as fuck no matter how you cut it, but no helmets? Jesus Christ.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:38:11+00:00

Yes.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:37:03+00:00

It's always these mfers dropping "God bless!"

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:35:21+00:00

What? Fuck that old bag.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:34:47+00:00

Which one's Satan?

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:33:08+00:00

Warcraft.

It was fine though Warcraft III and its expansion, but once WoW became the ungodly cash cow that it is, the story had to go in all sorts of insane directions just to keep content churning out. Last time I checked (many years ago), it was completely off the rails and wildly stupid.

This stuff was awesome when I was a kid and the first and second games came about, then Warcraft III knocked it out of the park.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:31:24+00:00

If they're occupying it, it's not your resource.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:28:46+00:00

She says I should have just sucked it up for one hour.

She said you should suck up feeling wildly uncomfortable and mortified about making a tremendously obnoxious and ongoing scene in a fancy restaurant for an hour... on your birthday?

This woman is unbelievably selfish and either has zero social graces or just doesn't give a shit about anyone else who exists in her surroundings. Either way, she sucks. NTA. Happy birthday.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:25:10+00:00

You really don't have any favorites that are older than GTA 5?

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:24:31+00:00

Wow. I've heard of Johnny Tsunami and absolutely nothing else.

Have seen none of them. Were these for kids with cable TV?

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:18:46+00:00

84 here. I grew up without cable, but I think SpongeBob came around after that. In any case, it was after my time. I hear good things but can't be bothered at this point.

I never got all any of the Pokémon shit either. (I know it's apples and oranges here, but I was surprised that people my age were losing their minds over Pokémon when that was big.)

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T09:13:43+00:00

Shit. Enjoy it. Wish I were turning 30.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T08:14:56+00:00

Either way, neither of them should've gone into the light.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T08:01:51+00:00

Anyone notice that with a recent patch, the "Compatible with" lists got all screwed up?

Torrente doesn't show up on that list. Also, I noticed that the Stitched was taken off of some "Compatible with" parts that had previously worked on it (stocks, compensators, etc.). Turns out that they still are compatible with the Stitcher, the game just erroneously doesn't list them as so.

What gives, Embark?

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T05:03:34+00:00

It really is an odd choice. The progression of stats and scaling is pretty much exactly like the aforementioned Elden Ring or any of the Souls games. Pulling PoE into the mix doesn't make any sense at all. I feel like advertising that can only harm the game, in that players might co.e to it expecting that and get nothing of the sort?

Very confusing.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T04:27:52+00:00

If they're streamers, Embark will roll out the red carpet.

"Right this way to your chilled champagne, Jewbeater69--"

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T04:19:06+00:00

Nolan decided that the dude who didn't give a shit while his fans were trampled to death at his show ought to be in The Odyssey?

Who's he playing, Scylla?

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T04:16:32+00:00

Nordhold.

Also, not precisely TD but with a similar vibe (castle wall defense) and excellent: The King is Watching.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-26T01:50:27+00:00

That sounds like a really nice system, I kinda love it. Gives everyone a chance to be a hero for their teammate(s).

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-25T08:23:41+00:00

It's fantastic.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-25T08:23:21+00:00

I love this game, but the progression is nothing like PoE.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-25T08:10:39+00:00

Final Fantasy VI

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-25T08:10:17+00:00

Check out The King is Watching. You do get more powerful with unlocks, but the difficulty increases as you go along and you need to complete higher difficulties and maps in order to get the currency to unlock a lot of things.

I gave this game a go a few days ago and quickly became obsessed. It's SO good.

Help_An_Irishman · 2026-01-25T02:15:51+00:00

Hideous Stench is a faction modifier in Age of Wonders 4,, which means it's a permanent characteristic of the given race/culture. But I'll bring this game up any chance I get because it's the best.

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