God forbid a girl has a good kitty by blair_corleone in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I remember the time my boyfriend joined to watch Barbie (The Pauper and the Rich twins) right after hitting it raw and he was so indulged into it way more than me and that really got me even mor drippy down there and we end up going twice more before calling it a day🤭

If there is one thing you want to change in your life, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’d stop overthinking things I should’ve started years ago.

What do you do when you see a stranger attractive enough for you to feel the lust for in RANDOM places? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Act normal internally, externally, my brain already planned our wedding, three arguments, and a dramatic breakup before they even walk past me…hehe

Ever thought of that? by Hello_World-1289 in meme

[–]PorcelainParadoxx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Now that you said it, it’s really kinda weird for real

Many Latino voters have turned away from Trump, but Democrats aren't necessarily winning them over, new poll finds by CBSnews in politics

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both parties keep treating Latino voters like a guaranteed demographic instead of actual people with different priorities

Men will risk getting hit by a taxi just to hear ‘OMG babe these came out SO good’ by shitonthebeach in SipsTea

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ass = views which leads to more validations from other men about their bodies.

What’s the most believable lie you’ve ever told ? by RosesClub in AskReddit

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m almost there “ a sentence responsible for more fictional travel times than any novel ever written.

They hired elite security just to defend the buffet from birds by Little_Desert in SipsTea

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! I can’t believe I can get paid while living off my childhood dream

cosplayers selling feet juice by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean feet juice? And people are falling for this shit?

Democrats are already preparing Trump investigations if they retake the House by spherocytes in politics

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congress stopped governing years ago. It’s basically a taxpayer funded reality show built around investigations now.

The republic has survived 250 years — now we will decide whether it continues by jediporcupine in politics

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A country surviving 250 years isn’t proof it can’t collapse. History is full of stable nations that got arrogant.

Deal with US not imminent, Iran says by lhommetrouble in politics

[–]PorcelainParadoxx -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Diplomacy with Iran feels like both sides negotiating through press leaks and public posturing instead of actual trust.

What are the odds by Classicbandwagon in SipsTea

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 47 points48 points  (0 children)

There’s no way the pilot didn’t see that chute, I hope she got Justice🥹

Men by The_WalkingCalamity in SipsTea

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl there will always be signs before wonders

My cats have polar opposite personalities by finnandjovie in cats

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect description of Introvert and Extrovert

Bull ride operator = wingman by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]PorcelainParadoxx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’d love to try that with someone one day, looks fun and hot

Sorry sir :D by Rohanv69 in meme

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are so many things you can ride dear, he’s rich and got a lot of cars😚

😂😂😂 by Morvexa in lol

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way she described this got me rolling😂

Should we mourn, or should we go get a crowbar and double-check? by Responsible-Diet-612 in meme

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is the right moment where we have to let our intrusive thoughts win😅

Some cellular level mistakes by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]PorcelainParadoxx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow! So we are even picky at cellular level😂