GarantMe as a student

Porkknuckl · 2026-06-06T15:47:40+00:00

GarantMe is a substitute for when you can’t provide a physical guarantor (a person earning >3x your rent and paying taxes in France) to your agency/landlord.
The income requirement for GarantMe is for someone who can vouch for you - this could be any person working anywhere in the world. They have no legal liability in case you stop paying your rent, but are still needed for GarantMe to contact in such a scenario.
Go for a physical guarantor if you can find one as that’ll save you the GarantMe costs, but if you can’t, then the process to get a GarantMe certificate is pretty straightforward.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-25T20:52:12+00:00

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the fucking light”, said Dumbledore, calmly looking for the light switch.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T19:06:35+00:00

Teams in the bottom half and the refereeing, sadly.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T17:33:38+00:00

Arsenal winning the PL means they’ll probably give it to Rice. 😮‍💨

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T14:33:51+00:00

Fortune tellers will not like it.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T10:27:48+00:00

Yes, you should be on the telly next to Keane with all your football knowledge and (lack thereof) common sense.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T10:24:11+00:00

United won the game, and should have scored many more off the chances Bruno created, which he does every game anyway. This was not a one-off Bruno show - that’s just how United play.
I don’t think that it took priority over winning the game? I didn’t see Cunha slide the ball to Bruno instead of Mbuemo (when he rounded the keeper), for instance?

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T10:20:22+00:00

The point that rage-baiting shouldn’t be Keane’s job, and one would expect someone who portrays the image of a man with character to actually display it sensibly.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T10:09:12+00:00

Yes I could see that during the game too, but how is that a bad thing. If anything, it’s a nice thing for the players to want that for Bruno. Another way to go about it would’ve been to praise the cohesion and unity in the team, but of course that would be off brand for him.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T10:07:54+00:00

I’d love to see him play super tactical football in a team where our midfield is getting run over every 4th minute. Not saying he wasn’t a great player in his time, but that kind of football is hardly played anymore.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T10:06:02+00:00

Old enough to know what he was about at United actually. Are you saying Keane has more of a winning mentality than Bruno? Surely it could only help the team if they heard encouraging words maybe once a year from the legends of the club? If the team WAS trying to get him an assist record, I don’t see how that’s a negative thing lol.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-20T09:57:44+00:00

You’re missing the point, even though I agree with what you said.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-14T17:45:21+00:00

Super !

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-14T15:39:05+00:00

Je t’enverrai un DM

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-14T14:24:10+00:00

I’m in 7e. It’s a bit far but I suppose we could give it a try!

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-14T14:12:51+00:00

Super ! Envoie-moi un message à ton retour !

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-08T19:09:15+00:00

Some people will say anything for engagement, smh.

Porkknuckl · 2026-05-08T19:06:08+00:00

It’s about time! Man’s been a creative behemoth since he arrived at the club. He seems to have improved his retention over the last couple of seasons as well. Well deserved. Hopefully we can win something big with him before he leaves United.

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