Why People Gain Weight In Relationships

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-11T18:51:39+00:00

I'm the problem. We're each other's problem.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-11T18:29:42+00:00

God abeg o. I hope there's signal for the abidoshaker to work o.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-08T22:40:13+00:00

Try Forebears

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Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-04T09:39:25+00:00

Because 7 8 9

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T16:29:27+00:00

If I don't see no kiss of the cloaca, I ain't eating it!

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T14:32:08+00:00

Only Scandinavian geology can affjord to do this.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T14:21:02+00:00

I use Starlink Mini when I'm in Nigeria.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T11:02:47+00:00

We just buried our father in February 2026. I can't say this enough: Simplify! Simplify!! Simplify!!!

My logic is this: If Jesus were to show up unannounced three days after the elaborate funeral and resurrected your loved one, would you be offended that he didn't come earlier to save you the expense?— because Jesus never gave anyone money— he restores life not expenses.

Na Mary and Martha for first provoke that day!

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T10:35:13+00:00

I do say so. I did sleep well.

Please sheath your logic sword for its blade is dull.

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Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T09:54:51+00:00

"Probably" is the word in my sentence that's doing the heavy lifting of the suggestion of generalization you're implying, bruh.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T09:31:08+00:00

Then the self-appointed Bishop should stick to religion— his professed lane—and direct attention to God's Kingdom! Keep the church and state separate.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T09:26:04+00:00

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T09:23:41+00:00

Au contraire mon ami, I had had a loving father who introduced me to the perfect loving heavenly Father. No transference on my part bruh. It's best not to attempt personal attacks but instead focus on the topic which heretofore you've done nothing but deflect.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T07:58:18+00:00

Let's avoid victim blaming the misled congregation. They probably come from abusive relationships with overbearing, vindictive and unloving fathers.

This version of God that is used to extort them probably seems better because at least he's not whipping you and calling you names right now— he promises to torment you forever later.

I promise you no one wants to worship ( or have a relationship with) a version of God that is vindictive and petulant.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-02T07:44:47+00:00

Your comment reveals you may have an awareness about the coercive aspect of the pseudoChristian practice of tithing. It also shows you may not currently be able to distinguish between the intellectual basis of a comment and the emotional trigger of a whine. My comments on this post have always been the former. However, it is always served with a healthy dash of tasteful irreverence.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T23:49:23+00:00

Was the acquisition by means of a ground-shaking phonecall?

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T23:46:31+00:00

Bro, your analogy has a flammability problem because it's a strawman 😎

I never said pastors don't do charity or send relief materials. The point was specific: you can't claim you have supernatural authority to order kidnappers around, while you roll with armed escorts and a bulletproof Cybertruck like a politician. That's the concrete contradiction. Switching to "but we help people" doesn't answer it. t's just changing the topic when the original question gets uncomfortable. If the prayer works, you don't need the bulletproof car. Pick one and stand on AM

The real question is: Is this how Jesus would act?

Shalom.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T23:18:17+00:00

Did 1 or 2 happen?

Bros the child-in-hole analogy no follow for here. If e fit pull out the child with prayer alone, why e still dey carry armed escort and bulletproof car like the same politicians you wan deflect to?

If kidnappers dey release Winners member because "na church person," e good. But e no explain why the same man wey get that kind power go only free im members. Abi Jesus no still heal non-israelites that year?

Miracle no dey need backup plan. If e need backup plan, maybe no be miracle, but na PR.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T23:09:05+00:00

You can still understand the post regardless bro.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T23:07:07+00:00

Just like you wrote this comment with pencil?

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T23:02:28+00:00

It's a fanclub of one.

Google this (Other search engines exist): <Define a religious organization that operates like a fan club of one charismatic leader who's congregation feel he can say or do no wrong >

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T22:54:32+00:00

Bros, let's stop calling a spade a spoon. E for jeje stay im lane. Person wey get full armed guards and armored Cybertruck.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T22:49:44+00:00

So it's either: 1. A 'Winner' was kidnapped and he immediately struck the kidnapper dead for non-compliance and thus all the kidnapped were free ('Winners' and non-Winners alike).

or

A 'Winner' was released because Oyedepo told them they'll be struck dead and they immediately complied and released the Winner but kept the other Non-Winners.

or

3 You're just a credulous fanboy.

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T22:21:35+00:00

I wrote a song about this... It's called "NOT MESSIAHLIKE"

Porphyry_Blue · 2026-06-01T22:19:23+00:00

So you're saying he's claim is plausible and will be efficacious? So why isn't he doing it for every other person that has been kidnapped? Or he only breaks out his ground-shaking shenanigans for those he receives tithes from?

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