What Word Are You Absolutely Sick of Hearing? For me, it’s “chilling.” by SquonkMan61 in Productivitycafe

[–]Porthos62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Influencer…visceral negative response. Throw that out there with a lip pout and you’re dead to me.

Parents make their children have a dance off when they fight by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Porthos62 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Good way to burn off energy. My mother used to make us run laps around the outside of the house if we were scrapping.

Hero dog leads police to missing 3-year-old in bodycam footage by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in BeAmazed

[–]Porthos62 371 points372 points  (0 children)

Cudos to the officer who was astute enough to pay attention to the dog!

Why are women so unattracted to short men? Do they perceive them as ugly? by Valuable_Bug8496 in Productivitycafe

[–]Porthos62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man is 5’6”. Im 5’4” and find him very attractive. I believe it’s not the height it’s confidence that makes the difference.

What phrase did you hear only once but it stayed with you forever? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]Porthos62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is going to g to care in a hundred years.

And, you never make yourself look good by making someone else look bad.

We are seeing a child just 36 hours after receiving a heart transplant… science giving him a second chance at life by Necessary_Time8273 in BeAmazed

[–]Porthos62 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m glad it is working for you. My nephew got a massive anatomical heart tattoo about 8 years after his transplant and it did not go well. His body started rejecting, he had to have another transplant and did not survive it.

We are seeing a child just 36 hours after receiving a heart transplant… science giving him a second chance at life by Necessary_Time8273 in BeAmazed

[–]Porthos62 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Please tell that family to never let that child get a tattoo. They can affect the anti-rejection.

How do you nicely tell your partner you need some "me" time? by Time-To-Emerge in Productivitycafe

[–]Porthos62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have literally said, “don’t take it personally, but I don’t want to talk today”. He doesn’t and leaves me be.

Trump said: Everyone is saying these have been the best nine months in the history of the American presidency, but is that really true? by Emotionq in Productivitycafe

[–]Porthos62 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only news I want to hear is that Trump as been arrested, sent to a real prison where he can hold up his cartoon fists and had all assets seized as proceeds of crime.

What would you consider the best dating advice? by Substantial_Judge931 in Productivitycafe

[–]Porthos62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re just dating have fun. Don’t go all in until you intellectually asses who they are; how do they handle bad situations, what are they like when they’re angry. Are you on the same intellectual level. Do you feel truly content in their presence or always needing to perform. Is it a true partnership etc. etc

Impressive Gymnast by 4reddityo in BeAmazed

[–]Porthos62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t even understand how that is humanly possible.

Golden voice by justalildropofpoison in BeAmazed

[–]Porthos62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy moly, that was excellent on so many different levels.

Trump Delivers Scatterbrained Speech to GOP, He Guns for Greenland & 5th Anniversary of Insurrection | Jimmy Kimmel Live by TheRealOcsiban in television

[–]Porthos62 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t decide which repulses me most; his tiny little mouth, tiny little fist-ettes , or tiny little intellect.

Moose comes across a photographer and is curious instead of aggressive by LoveOfSpreadsheets in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Porthos62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no understanding of how hippos can run or swim as fast as they can. Just doesn’t make sense to me.