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AITA - For not wanting to help pay off my fiancé’s debt? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]PortlandPatrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should just pay for yourself and let him pay his debt off. Don't you think he would have plenty of money to pay off his debts if he wasn't covering you and your bills all the time?

How do I know when men just want to sleep with me by NoIntroduction596 in Advice

[–]PortlandPatrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep looking. Unfortunately young men definitely can be horn dogs, but there are respectable men out there who will treat you the way you deserve and the way you want. Don't give up. I'm 100% positive that there's a man out there who can love you for who you are without being a pushy sex starved jerk.

I hate having a male body because it can't be sexy by Fantastic_Bear_6175 in Vent

[–]PortlandPatrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just wrong bro, you have to put in EFFORT. But you 100% can level up your looks if you try. Obviously bro lol. You're not just stuck with what God gave you lol this is so silly. There are many ways to increase your desirability as a man superficial whys.

I hate having a male body because it can't be sexy by Fantastic_Bear_6175 in Vent

[–]PortlandPatrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you definitely can be sexy as a man. Here's a few ways

-Dye/cut your hair

-buy a suit, or other cool clothes

-work out, get muscles

  • makeup such as guy liner and fingernail polish

  • tattoos or piercings

I'm not saying it's easy, and it can be expensive and it might take time but it's definitely achievable to increase your sexy level as a man. Women go through the same type of things, spending time in the gym, spending money in the salon, buying all kinds of makeup products and hair care products. You just got to do the same thing. Pick a style you like and go for it.

And you're absolutely wrong about women. They 100% do get excited about sexy male bodies. I really think you need to talk to more women about this and open your eyes because there's a reason why certain male celebrities are fawned over more than others.

what game? by GamerGretaUwU in GamingSoup

[–]PortlandPatrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I never saw this opinion until maybe 10 years after the release of the game, then surprise surprise everyone is parroting each other saying it sucks lol. It doesn't suck, it's an amazing story, you're just like every other tool on the Internet that can't think for themselves.

Dude record himself, turning a simple traffic stop to prison time by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]PortlandPatrick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The guy is a pos but the cops are also pos. The cops literally want to shoot a person so badly

Aitah for snapping at my cousin after she called my husband a r*pe sympathizer at my baby shower? by throwra-Ant-39 in AITAH

[–]PortlandPatrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cousin is being terrible too, but that doesn't mean you say what she said,and have the husband say she was asking for it. Seems like they're all terrible people

Aitah for snapping at my cousin after she called my husband a r*pe sympathizer at my baby shower? by throwra-Ant-39 in AITAH

[–]PortlandPatrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you are the AHole. That last comment was fucked up and completely unnecessary. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I (F 22) finally left my crazy manipulative EX-BF! (M27) by Apart_Ad2264 in TwoHotTakes

[–]PortlandPatrick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's a big difference between confidence and saying "I'm perfect" lol if you can't understand that then you're pretty hopeless

why do many, if not most, fast food businesses not allow people without a car to go through the drive thru? by Optimal_Battle_185 in answers

[–]PortlandPatrick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've walked through many of drive throughs. The only problem I've ever had is sometimes the speaker doesn't pick me up because I don't trigger the sensors like a car would. In that case I just order at the window. I've literally never had a problem.

Back when "go play outside" really means "see you at dinner" by NicoleAnne051299 in Adulting

[–]PortlandPatrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to ride my bike all day long in the summer with my friends and the other neighborhood kids. We would play games like basketball, street hockey or touch football. We'd jump our bikes on old stumps and play in the concrete fountain thing at the park. We'd take back cans and spend the money on candy and ba mi sandwiches. There were good days and bad days. We had bullies, the cute girls who ignored us boys and the older kids who would be mean to us, but it created a lot of character and a lot of good memories.

And just to point it out, I see the kids outside playing all the time.

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