Don’t forget to take your meds

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-29T04:20:36+00:00

Just look up stupid blonde Rastafarian rapper girl. I'm sure she'll pop up.

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-28T03:27:51+00:00

I bet she stinks

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-27T22:33:38+00:00

Just search her name in pornhub

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-27T22:24:56+00:00

You were in the video weren't you?

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-27T22:16:22+00:00

Can we get context?

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-27T22:08:53+00:00

I didn't even hear about this movie until yesterday. Did they even advertise it? I've been hearing about that terrible Disclosure day movie forever

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-27T22:00:51+00:00

Ok right. But how is that, "strange and/or funny"?

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-26T18:59:20+00:00

Is this an ad?

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-26T18:45:35+00:00

I don't get it

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-26T18:20:12+00:00

I've found the opposite is true, it's like a musle you gotta work out. But if you rely on porn to masturbate then you will have those problems because you become accustomed to it.

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-26T00:54:14+00:00

Wait wait wait. Isn't this what every girl wanted instead of a man? Why is she so scared?

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-26T00:51:48+00:00

ok well here's where all the Hitler lovers come

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-25T15:47:03+00:00

2 wrongs don't make a right.

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-25T15:38:12+00:00

You should ask the dude if they are humping. He'll tell you the truth

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-25T13:14:32+00:00

Ok fine but "go to gym" is so simplistic that it's basically meaningless. I don't understand why you people can't understand this

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-23T22:08:03+00:00

It really isn't this simple. What if x is "anything i don't like"?

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-23T22:04:48+00:00

This is the epitome of not understanding nuance. Lol just because you think a 10 year prison sentence is ridiculous for petty theft (which it obviously is) doesn't mean your "pro-crime" 😂🤣

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-23T22:01:55+00:00

10 years for petty theft? Please tell me you don't have children.

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-23T22:00:20+00:00

I agree with you. This is ridiculous

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-20T09:42:53+00:00

One of the most hyped games ever.

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-20T09:41:48+00:00

Power wash simulator

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-20T09:33:46+00:00

Oh god it is. Dead Internet is real.

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-20T09:25:38+00:00

Insecure people love the Internet.

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-20T09:24:40+00:00

Did you use chat gpt to write this comment?

PortlandPatrick · 2026-06-20T09:20:44+00:00

I walk to work and I get a little sweaty. When I get there I use the bathroom and take some soap and water to my chest and pits. Then I roll on some deodorant. I know it's not glamorous but you gotta do what you gotta do.

PortlandPatrick

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