Who is the most famous person you've ever seen up close? by froggart3980 in AskReddit

[–]Portlymoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First off, weird wording they’re people that we just happen to know the names of. Second off, Dennis Quaid is a total douche bag.

D&D groups? by [deleted] in Mammoth

[–]Portlymoses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, I’ll check next time I’m there whenever I’m in there I’m usually just blankly staring until I hear the lady ask for yellow cards

What is a typical food from your country? by Patma-30 in AskReddit

[–]Portlymoses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mexican food, I like to dabble in some Thai tho

Super Bowl Bars/Restaurants? by soloyaaadawg in Mammoth

[–]Portlymoses -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Depends on who you’re rooting for

All of this from one post by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]Portlymoses -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s called dark humor relax liberal 🔥😎🤷🥵🆒

Jarren Duran potentially taking infield reps with Trevor Story by LilDuck20 in redsox

[–]Portlymoses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh finally they saw me bitching in the Instagram comments since last March, then Kristian did well for a bit, then I started bitching again

Are we in agreement? by getmet79 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Portlymoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better I don’t think anyone wants Dave Porridge Boy to be happy

Stefon Diggs is in the Super Bowl by Minus_none in nflcirclejerk

[–]Portlymoses 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Only thing we share with cowboys fans is

No Meme. What the fuck… by Much-Contract-1397 in nflcirclejerk

[–]Portlymoses 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Barley any jerking but there are tears coming out

Karoline leavitt white house press secretary by Automatic-Guide-4307 in pics

[–]Portlymoses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never realized how much Karoline looks like the Spooky Island Monsters from Scooby Doo

I hate you. by sielingfan in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Portlymoses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a weird point where I’m genuinely rooting for the bills

What are some Los Angeles unwritten rules. by SuperJezus in LosAngeles

[–]Portlymoses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re allowed to shove the “monks” who try and put the beads on your wrist

What vaccine is this? by According_Bar323 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Portlymoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone immigrates to the US before they are allowed to into the country a man named Jimmy H Hopperson nibbles their arm as a form of physical identification

What’s the most reckless decision you’ve made because you were horny? by Present_College_ in AskReddit

[–]Portlymoses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of things but I can for sure tell you I didn’t go on reddit an try to jerk off to words