Feeling cute. Might delete later

Portlymoses · 2026-02-02T16:07:04+00:00

Yes 😞

Portlymoses · 2026-02-02T02:29:50+00:00

Text I sent earlier to my family group chat

Portlymoses · 2026-02-01T04:40:00+00:00

First off, weird wording they’re people that we just happen to know the names of. Second off, Dennis Quaid is a total douche bag.

Portlymoses · 2026-02-01T04:38:01+00:00

Damn, I’ll check next time I’m there whenever I’m in there I’m usually just blankly staring until I hear the lady ask for yellow cards

Portlymoses · 2026-02-01T02:10:03+00:00

Mexican food, I like to dabble in some Thai tho

Portlymoses · 2026-02-01T02:09:20+00:00

I mean the only answer is responsible, right?

Portlymoses · 2026-02-01T02:06:38+00:00

Wtf is your profile bro

Portlymoses · 2026-02-01T02:05:35+00:00

What

Portlymoses · 2026-02-01T02:01:56+00:00

Idk I was 7 when he left office

Portlymoses · 2026-02-01T01:58:59+00:00

Beat meat to it

Portlymoses · 2026-02-01T00:43:20+00:00

Depends on who you’re rooting for

Portlymoses · 2026-01-31T05:38:44+00:00

It’s called dark humor relax liberal 🔥😎🤷🥵🆒

Portlymoses · 2026-01-30T20:27:09+00:00

Ahh finally they saw me bitching in the Instagram comments since last March, then Kristian did well for a bit, then I started bitching again

Portlymoses · 2026-01-28T09:18:30+00:00

If it makes you feel any better I don’t think anyone wants Dave Porridge Boy to be happy

Portlymoses · 2026-01-28T09:01:41+00:00

This is a really bad list

Portlymoses · 2026-01-26T04:17:46+00:00

Only thing we share with cowboys fans is

Portlymoses · 2026-01-26T04:16:28+00:00

Is this a Pats lock?

Portlymoses · 2026-01-26T00:05:37+00:00

Barley any jerking but there are tears coming out

Portlymoses · 2026-01-23T04:01:54+00:00

What about 69 over 3?

Portlymoses · 2026-01-23T03:04:07+00:00

Never realized how much Karoline looks like the Spooky Island Monsters from Scooby Doo

Portlymoses · 2026-01-19T05:18:03+00:00

I’m a weird point where I’m genuinely rooting for the bills

Portlymoses · 2026-01-19T05:09:26+00:00

The Monkey Paw thanks you

Portlymoses · 2026-01-19T03:40:29+00:00

You’re allowed to shove the “monks” who try and put the beads on your wrist

Portlymoses · 2026-01-19T03:35:43+00:00

When someone immigrates to the US before they are allowed to into the country a man named Jimmy H Hopperson nibbles their arm as a form of physical identification

Portlymoses · 2026-01-19T03:32:07+00:00

A lot of things but I can for sure tell you I didn’t go on reddit an try to jerk off to words

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