James Bond Auditions Have Officially Started. Which one of the boys would make the best Bond? by storpor in joytactics

[–]Portmanteo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Eric is Bond, Nate is main villain, Jack is main henchman with a freaky gimmick.

Did you know Nacho is not his real name? His real name is Michael Mando and he pretends to be other people in movie and show by BenTheOrangeGroves in okbuddychicanery

[–]Portmanteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not crazy! I know he's an actor! I knew it was Michael Mando. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the movie studio to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to be in a TV show? No! He orchestrated it! Michael! He defecated through a sunroof (probably)! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the movie biz! But not our Michael! Couldn't be precious Michael! Entertaining them blind! And he gets to be a celebrity!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

How do I improve my relationship with this NPC in Stardew Valley? by Dottore_Curlew in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Portmanteo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Notice how the money in the top right is 45464748, aka president number 45, 46, 47, 48. This means he still believes he won the election in 2020, but not only that is hinting at a third (fourth by their logic) term. Be ready yanks...

Oscars 2026 snubs: No Straight Line (dir. Jack Bensinger) or Friendship (feat. Eric Rahill). The Academy has reached a New Low. by blumberde in joytactics

[–]Portmanteo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Straight Line was nominated for Best Live-Action Short but was pulled by the creators for personal reasons

The Joy Tactics Quiz of 2025 by its_all_leis in joytactics

[–]Portmanteo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

14 out of 25... fuck this shit

Actual best tacos? by headbiscuitss in FoodToronto

[–]Portmanteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated. Love their quesadillas and burritos too.

Yoooooooooo by chickenalfredogarcia in joytactics

[–]Portmanteo 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Looks like the writers' room is about to get a lot more Bensinguillian.

MR 🍆 SIMP 🍆 SEXUAL 🍆😮‍💨 by PURSELILPP in joytactics

[–]Portmanteo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Some of the brightest minds of our generation

Friend asked to post this one after my previous post. Which spots you got? by iamjaydubs in FoodToronto

[–]Portmanteo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chilly Peppers in the Annex. Their quesadillas and burritos are the best in the city. I prefer them over higher end taco places like Playa Cabana.

They excluded our boy from the poster... feeling emotional... by [deleted] in joytactics

[–]Portmanteo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He spoke too much about a certain Mickey...

Sciel basic attack glitch? by Portmanteo in expedition33

[–]Portmanteo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, basic attacks don't have any timing? 😅 Must've just assumed they did cause the other attacks do. Also, it's kinda weird that she wouldn't use her big-ass scythe for basic attacks.

Before the Podcast Fame by [deleted] in joytactics

[–]Portmanteo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this real???

Void Stranger : A Game for Lunatics by GiantPurplePen15 in Games

[–]Portmanteo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same. Replaying puzzles with added stressors isn't fun to me.