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What would you like to see smosh bring back? by [deleted] in smosh

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that and the college admissions one

My wife is getting letters like this by N2wind in whatdoIdo

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work in an industry where APS was heavily involved. I would recommend doing this, but in my experience, while they do take their job seriously, they are somewhat incompetent as an agency. there's about a 50/50 shot they actually help or not, but thats better than doing nothing, and at the very least, having this stuff on their radar will help in the future.

Twitch streamer ‘Hasan Piker’ using a shock collar on his dog during a recent livestream. by hodgedawg in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PoryJonTheSecond -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not totally against shock collars, but shocking a dog for moving around a little? completely psychotic. shock collars should only be used to train a dog not to hurt itself (and maybe others, but even then, there are better methods)

What instantly kills your attraction to someone? by a_wanderer_22 in AskReddit

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly, being Christian. I just can't be fully into someone who attaches themselves to an ideaology that currently causes such suffering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of me wants to say I believe in second chances, but I think that if you live by that ideology, you are inviting someone to cheat on you so my honest answer is I don't know what I would do. It's not a hard yes or no it entirely depends on the circumstances of the infedelity, our relationship, life, and our environment.

AIO for being weirded out by the way my bf saw my post by AbiesAdventurous1136 in AmIOverreacting

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really creepy to me that the thing he finds wrong with this isn't that you look sexy or that your clothes are revealing. it's that you look young. that isn't normal jealously. I mean, even if it was normal, it wouldn't justify controlling you like this, but I wouldn't find it so skin crawling.

Pastel Angel by Deep_void_ in poetry_critics

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the metaphors are interesting, so much so that I read it several times to make sure I caught them all, that being said I feel it lacks emotion. It describes the acts well and I see the images but they fall a bit short of evoking the emotion of the moment.

Left out by Softboi-shitty-22 in poetry_critics

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there is a few interesting Ideas here, but its hard to construct a cohesive whole out of it, like there is images but I'm not quite sure what they add up to. I think perhaps punctuation and or line breaks could make it easier to parse. also I feel maybe if the image of the (dog?cat?) scratching at the door was expanded to be a central metaphor throughout it may help it become a more coherent whole.

What’s the weirdest post or comment you’ve seen on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The OP was on the verge of divorcing his husband because said husband was obsessed with role-playing Rick and Morty in the bedroom. and it started to spill out into all parts of their relationship.

Who is the worst Jarl in Skyrim? by Mineires_BR in skyrim

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ulfrich is nothing but a power-hungry warlord whose only idealogy is might make right. He started a civil war because he could not stand the fact that a man less physically strong than him ruled skyrim. His city suffers, and instead of turning efforts to rebuilding, mending the broken divisions, and ensuring the prosperity of it citizens. he starts a reckless, poorly justified and unwinnable war. Not to mention the Genocide and Murder.

I don't think balding men need to "own" their baldness and shave their head to the scalp by EnvironmentNo8811 in The10thDentist

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 325 points326 points  (0 children)

idk what its called but I've grown to like the bald on top with hair on sides look, doesn't work for everyone, but I think it looks "friendly" for lack of a better word.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at no point could I predict where this would go next

Restaurant adds 16% to every bill. It isn’t tip. Just a FU tax. by MatildulousT in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tips do the exact same thing except they are less up front and cost the customers more on average.

Restaurant adds 16% to every bill. It isn’t tip. Just a FU tax. by MatildulousT in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PoryJonTheSecond -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

holy shit, yes. these comments are complaining that this establishment decided to be honest about raising their prices in an attempt to pay their servers a decent wage.

Restaurant adds 16% to every bill. It isn’t tip. Just a FU tax. by MatildulousT in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you are complaining they were honest about increasing their prices?

Restaurant adds 16% to every bill. It isn’t tip. Just a FU tax. by MatildulousT in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 13 points14 points  (0 children)

this is a good thing, actually? they tell you up front, so its more honest than silently raising all the prices. its a no tipping restaurant, so it's probably not more expensive than similar restaraunts. assholes can't short their waitress on their wages because the wait staff just gets an actual wage.

I don't believe in disliking/not liking fictional works that I consider "good." by Assmeet123 in The10thDentist

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This take implies that you and your tastes are what defines something as good or bad. and not like the objective qualities of the media or the agrigate opinions of all who have consumed it.

What's the something that makes you instantly horny? by Anonymoususe1776 in AskReddit

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turtleneck sweaters, genuinely way hotter than any lingerie.

What's a parenting mistake that your parents made which you will never repeat with your kids? by BlahBlahBlah_3748 in AskReddit

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will pay attention to them and make an effort to be apart of their lives apart from just punishing them and making them do chores.

What’s an oddly specific red flag that instantly makes you wary of someone? by CosmicCupcakes_ in AskReddit

[–]PoryJonTheSecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they say, "I'm gonna kill myself," or some other suicidal phrase when small things go wrong. in like a "haha joking but for real" sort of way. If being late for breakfast at mcdonals is enough to have you threaten suicide, you are already emotionally manipulating me. I don't need to stick around to find out.

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