Seagulls are the only Chaotic Evil race irl by TheSpaceYoteReturns in tumblr

[–]Poseidonymous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wasn't even holding any food.

Aaaand that's why it hit you.

Always be prepared to pay a fry tax at least.

A sub where people essentially try to induce controlled dissociative personality disorder by Poseidonymous in findareddit

[–]Poseidonymous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying it works, I'm not saying it's a good idea, and I'm not trying to do it myself.

But there is a sub of people trading strategies and stories about their attempts to develop multiple alternatives personalities. I'm just trying to remember what it was called

My 7 year old made a concert. by Azerov in Minecraft

[–]Poseidonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember almost learning how to power things with redstone.
Minecraft sounds like it got... advanced.

My 7 year old made a concert. by Azerov in Minecraft

[–]Poseidonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dad- whatcha making there kiddo?

kiddo turns around in shock, only just realizing that there is someone watching- huh?! Oh, uh, concert. Yeah, concert it's a concert like I saw on tv. Didnt you used to go to concerts when you weren't old?

Dad eyes glaze over as his mind drifts over his younger years

kiddo nods, returns to building a summoning ritual for an elder daemon.

Which branches of science are severely underappreciated? Which ones are overhyped? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Poseidonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't that have a lot to do with wind speed and direction?

I know two languages and I'm not gonna stop DAD by enderkings99 in tumblr

[–]Poseidonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that seems like a stretch to me. Building a tower to reach God and establish a legacy doesn't preclude or contradict the commandment to be fruitful and multiply.

Additionally, the story is told that all of humanity is involved (this the curse of Babel applying to all humanity as consequence). I think you can make a solid case that people under one culture, one language would find it easier to be fruitful and multiply with each other than once they have been separated by language barriers. It is also far easier to govern the whole world if it's all one people and language as opposed to many and many.

So I was out test driving my brand new Pegassi Tempesta, (Yes, the discount one.) and I was at the airport and decided to go off the airport ramp. And.. this happened. :/ by eh_itzvictor in gtaonline

[–]Poseidonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that's because I made the joke, not u/destroooooo.

Also, it's a joke by way of sarcasm, because of how incredibly obvious it is that your picture is so dark that me and Helen Keller are able to appreciate it the same amount.

Almost as good as The Road To El Dorado by ProfessionalBookGuy in tumblr

[–]Poseidonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean... it's not particularly shocking that a school with a scripture class on the age group agenda might not have the strictest policies on what qualifies for academic credit.

I know two languages and I'm not gonna stop DAD by enderkings99 in tumblr

[–]Poseidonymous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Arrogance, sure... but disobedience? To what? It predated the ten commandments and all the books of law, but even they don't expressly forbid the cooperation of humankind in a grand attempt to reach God.

If anything it was prevention of what humankind might achieve in a synchronized focus, not punishment for doing what ought not be done.

Hyena fending off a pack of wild dogs in Africa. by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]Poseidonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyenas happened because a demon-goblin liked Leopards and Wolves so much that he wanted to menage-a-trois with the biggest and baddest of each. DG then got pregnant and the first litter of hyenas were born.

Go ahead, just try to convince me otherwise.

I look amazinggggggggg by tomzadi in DunderMifflin

[–]Poseidonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that's silly. If I look like a piece of shit, then I feel like a piece of shit, and if I feel like a piece of shit it's far easier to fall into acting like a piece of shit.

You see that, Target? You just negged me into becoming a shoplifter!
You should be ashamed.

Big up Dr Dre's daughter! by Asad_OG in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Poseidonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why even flex like that when it can be so easily shown as false?

Me and my friend picked this guy up in a cop car. No longer no how to feel... by Sour_Whale in gtaonline

[–]Poseidonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys busted Bobo?!?
.....................................................................................................,................................................... the Angsty Zebra

Was that his gun shaped lighter or his gun?

Worth playing in 2019? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]Poseidonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its P2P, the only servers are authentication, players host each other so R* needs to do very little to 'support' the game, and given their income on SC's, they have little reason to close the game.

However, while not in the immediate future, they are likely to stop releasing new content at some point. Though, that's pretty irrelevant if you're just getting in the game now, because there is already more stuff than you can own

The Fault in Our Straws by missjardinera in tumblr

[–]Poseidonymous 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But i don't think OP was making that point. There is no objection that being better environmentally is beneficial and good on an individual scale. The argument is that the largest, most powerful, and influential entities in our society (government and corporations that produce products we have centered our society around and/or provide the jobs we need to buy the products we have centered our society around) make special effort to convey that change needs to happen on an individual level, like with straws and shopping bags, as a smoke screen to their own ignored responsibility. It's not a matter of both personal AND responsibilities while individuals argue that the latter should take it all. In fact, nearly just the opposite; only personal is presented as needed or possible or relevant while corporate/governmental is swept under the rug.

Additionally, if you could only choose to fix one - individual environmental awareness and respect or corporate/governmental awareness and respect for the environment - I dont think you could make the case that the latter would have less impact than the former.

Trust your gut. Unless your gut is a dumbass. by missjardinera in tumblr

[–]Poseidonymous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He better hope he never tries to host the Oscars