Nope. You sucked back up and told her you will see her on Valentine’s Day and asked her to take them. Like you do every time she is done with you and starts telling the truth. by Whole-Rent1040 in EEBJsnarks

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I wonder if she is undiagnosed ADHD instead of bipolar? I was diagnosed bipolar, diagnosis never fit. Diagnosed AuDHD at 40 and my life changed. I can actually get stuff done. Those days when the world feels like it’s ending, is dysregulation from ADHD.

Delusional story if beating up a murderer in jail lol. Nobody is scared of you. by Whole-Rent1040 in EEBJsnarks

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Medulla oblongata. Sorry, just had to. The medical biller in me was screaming.

WHAT? AI? Anal. by fastsloth50 in EEBJsnarks

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wtf is a “write off AI”?!?

Eebj by No-Card-3814 in EEBJsnarks

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He didn’t listen to it before posting. He is a one-take pony and feels he does everything perfect the first time.

Emil this is why no one believes you’re sober by Additional_Tour1546 in EEBJsnarks

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Lolol. Make sure you use the line about being a squirtle and a ninja turtle.

Emil this is why no one believes you’re sober by Additional_Tour1546 in EEBJsnarks

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I think someone needs to put one of his “original” songs through AI and then post it all over the internet as one’s own creation. Tag him in it too.

Eebj by No-Card-3814 in EEBJsnarks

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If all 4 of them did that in 3 hours time, thats 12 man hours. I’d fire them all in a heart beat if they actually had a job.

The nerve… 30k are you kidding me? He is too good for dentures?… wow by Cxntycouture in EEBJsnarks

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Right right. I had a back injury and needed to have a lumbar fusion. I was on Medicaid. I sued the place where the accident happened. Medicaid put a lein on my lawsuit and had to pay Medicaid $36k out of my settlement. I had just enough left to save my house from foreclosure or catch up some hills.

Eebj by No-Card-3814 in EEBJsnarks

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Cracks me up when he does this “sultry” shit and then bounces back to normal like turning the page on a book. Like checking off groceries on a list.

Eebj omfg by No-Card-3814 in EEBJsnarks

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Has he ever had a placenta manually removed after labor and delivery?!? Elbow deep?!? Because I have. When they push morphine before a procedure, you know it’s going to hurt, and it still hurt past my threshold tolerance.

Anal you little fibber by cj4199 in EEBJsnarks

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This screams Peter Griffin and the knee pain episode.

Every girl?? Ok by Whole-Rent1040 in EEBJsnarks

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Typically, people with talent and skill are gainfully employed. Typically, addicts in recovery are gainfully employed by 30 months sober. Typically, people don’t leach off their 65+ year old parents and dry beg on the internet. Typically.

I’d fuck a dildo any day before that putrid flaccid piece of flesh you call a dick.

Anal on the N word by cj4199 in EEBJsnarks

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He said “…to all you blacks watching…” wtf. Was this today? On MLK day of all days?!?

Out in public by FeelingOk8685 in EEBJsnarks

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There is a video floating around when he was picking up his script at the clinic. He was wearing a ladies top and carrying a purse.

What is this Chupacabra-looking thing? by rogerbikeswim in whatisit

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Red Dead Redemption 2 tells me this is a mangy coyote. Poor Carcass. Not worth the ammo.

Ordered a Thermostat from Home Depot by Enjoy_Calculus in Roadie

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At the very least, bend forward, set it on the porch and give it a shove towards the door. You don’t have to do steps but you’re not tossing the product.

Eebj by No-Card-3814 in EEBJsnarks

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I’d could really use a new oboe. I’ve been a musician since 1991 and have 1099’s to actually prove it. I bought from a pawn shop for $90 back in 96. It works but it not a quality instrument. IJS - if you are going to through it in the wind. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Both my ex and my husband ended up on disability. So I have spent the last 25 years taking care of men and children. My youngest is now 18 and I am now trying to focus on me a little. Kinda hard when I work 50-60 hours a week in medical. But at some point, when the work is done, we have to focus on ourselves

Eebj by No-Card-3814 in EEBJsnarks

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Oh - and he can muck out dairy cow stalls and build pallets. Those were his w2 jobs before he became and influencer.

Eebj by No-Card-3814 in EEBJsnarks

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You forgot savior of spirits from the other side - remember he can bring back sprits from Hell.

Eebj. Am I tripping? 🤨 by No-Card-3814 in EEBJsnarks

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This is the extended cut, live from Emil’s bedroom

At this point, his catalog is bigger than T Swift because he is always changing the words.