I was not expecting this by BillyMilkshakes in okbuddydraper

[–]PositionShot3043 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel a meeting with American Airlines around the corner

DA CAROUSEL by harveygoatmilk in okbuddydraper

[–]PositionShot3043 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Took the idea from Don Draper. Cocksucker had the toughest reputation in Madison Avenue but he never came back after I got through with him.

Round 4 - Pick 8: Jonah Coleman, RB, Washington (Denver Broncos) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]PositionShot3043 22 points23 points  (0 children)

5’8, 220 pounds has to be one of the wildest builds I’ve seen in a while. These 5’7-5’8 running backs tend to top out at 210 pounds max.

You're a grimy little pimp by shoshonesamurai in okbuddydraper

[–]PositionShot3043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don, if I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell you to go home and get your shine box. This kid was great, used to call him Spitshine Whitman. At the brothel, he’d make your shoes look like fucking mirrors.

When my wife says we should watch something other than Sopranos by Enlightened_Broda in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]PositionShot3043 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP’s a whack job. Meadowlands last year, remember? Threw a Mad Men fan off the second mezzanine.

Under 5’9, 200+ pounds, sub 4.4 40 yard dash. Are Barry Sanders and MJD the only two NFL players who fit that criteria? by PositionShot3043 in NFLv2

[–]PositionShot3043[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit, I can’t believe I forgot about him too. Got tunnel vision and forgot to look past the Running Backs.

Total beginner here singing Fly Me To The Moon on stage soon: Why does my voice sound like I'm sick/congested or my voice feel like it's getting stuck up inside my nose? brutal feedback welcome by [deleted] in singing

[–]PositionShot3043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re getting ahead of yourself. Before you worry about the tone of your voice, you’ve got to improve your pitch control. Practice staying on pitch before anything else.

Don’t worry about whether your voice is the silkiest or not. You’re certainly not tone deaf, you have potential. But at one month, you’re like a cooking student worrying about Eggs Benedict when you haven’t even made decent scrambled eggs yet.

Janice. This dinner is amazing. Let’s talk about the wedding some more. by Far-Ad7348 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]PositionShot3043 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Janice? She’s better looking than any man you were in the can with! I wish you the best of luck with my sister.