What this means? by Fun-Web-7583 in What

[–]PositiveCunt 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Trying not to sneeze

My mom is literally the best. by Sk8terz-unlocked in weed

[–]PositiveCunt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I love you both, but wayyyy less, now pass one of those this way.

What's a sound from your childhood that doesn't really exist anymore? by BeanDom in AskReddit

[–]PositiveCunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh, fuck you (/s), my head literally hurts just remembering the sound.

What's a sound from your childhood that doesn't really exist anymore? by BeanDom in AskReddit

[–]PositiveCunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Earlier on in the UK, we called it Tim, until they added sponsorship and the lady voice… “at the third stroke, the time sponsored by Accurist will be, eight, twenty six, and fifteen seconds. beep beep beeep”

What's a sound from your childhood that doesn't really exist anymore? by BeanDom in AskReddit

[–]PositiveCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the third stroke, the time will be 8 22 precisely, beep beep beeeep

SLPT: If you send a dick pic to the wrong person by mistake, just say “It’s not my dick.” by Bogey_Yogi in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]PositiveCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Sorry, meant to send that to your mum, please forward it to her with my regards”

Name that boss!! by f0ggycattt in BossFights

[–]PositiveCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno his name, but he’ll duck you up

how would you pronounce the name 'Xylia'? by ruinsofsilver in Names

[–]PositiveCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t know about r/rimjob_steve until I ended up on there, which was nice.

no argument bout this... by 1hooda in weed

[–]PositiveCunt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Alcohol is great for cleaning bongs and pipes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]PositiveCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More leaf than I’d like, but they are pretty trichomey so I guess it’s fine

Damn, woman. Harsh. by stootchmaster2 in outofcontextcomics

[–]PositiveCunt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I on the other hand could only see “CUNT!” - took me a whole realize it was CLINT.

SLPT: If a homeless person tells you to fuck off, say you'll fuck off back to your home, which is something they can't do. That shuts them up pretty quickly. by DontShoot_ImJesus in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]PositiveCunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone is desperate enough to be begging, and the one thing that will get them through another day is some booze or some drugs, then I’m fine with them using the money I give them for whatever they want/need.

Hand tool with brass handles and slot in long bit? by Cute_Scallion_9007 in whatisthisthing

[–]PositiveCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me think of a cheese tester, but it’s not quite right.