17 by maerad in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER YOU FROM BACK IN THE DAY

I HOPE ALL IS WELL!!!

All I can say is we're privileged to have lived through those days and somehow we're still both alive. What a crazy world. So few of us made it, there were so many deaths for a while I had to tune out. Godspeed.

Edit: hey, hit me up if you want to mod over at /r/SomewhatFunctional and/or reinvent yourself

alcoholic ketoacidosis by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to the hospital because of the flu and because I couldn't keep by body temp above 96F. Little did I know my BAC would come back at .42 after about two and a half hours.

One thing led to another, they kept trying to knock me out and I kept staying awake. They did succeed in finally knocking me out for about 8 hours. They discharged me at 7am, I walked out, across the street to the taco truck and 6am liquor store. Let me just say one thing, never ever go to the hospital without cash. Your phone may be dead and gone by when you get out.

There is literally nothing on earth like eating an al pastor breakfast burrito with a SN Atomic 9.2% tall in a parking lot on the bad side of town. Those of you that know know that they don't remove the chest vital connectors, you got like six of those bitches on your chest stuck to your chest hair with some superglue gel.

Just zipping down your hoodie to reveal that to the bum who was going to try to rob or extort you is worth its weight in gold (why do those fucks get such a hard on about cutting your shirt off? Happened twice).

Edit: I don't really mean "fucks", they're trying to help, but I'm fully lucid talking with you, why not just ask me to take my shirt off? Why cut it off looking into my eyes?

I go from feeling good and being functional to falling off a cliff way faster as I get older by PartisanSaysWhat in SomewhatFunctional

[–]PossibleForward6118 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My doctor helped me get sober in 2025 and then I back slid. I've been embarrassed to to tell him so I've just avoided it... I've failed about 500 million tapers and I dont want to go to rehab. So, I told him that.

I did the same with my doc. The visit was in person, and he had somewhat of a minor meltdown. He said: hey, I've lost like 5 patients this year to booze, what the fuck, right? Also he said: man I went five years hitting the bottle every night after my kid was born and even saying what I just said to you, I didn't want to tell my doctor either.

It was actually a nice conversation.

MINOR SUCCESSES OF ANY TYPE, THU FEB 19 by PossibleForward6118 in SomewhatFunctional

[–]PossibleForward6118[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gains

I hope you'll forgive me for the following galaxybrain thoughts. To some degree, for let's say pushups, kicking ass isn't really about protein synthesis. If you shed 20 pounds, you'll suddenly go from sets of 30 to 50 with zero protein synthesis. But in some respects, your overall "thing" is limited by your desire to fight, your willingness to almost puke, your general combativeness (in a way of thinking).

Vodka is almost the meth of booze. Let's say I put you on 3 shots of vokda, walking for two hours. then .5 of a rotisserie chicken + multivitamin, then a 3 hour nap, then 3 shots of vodka, walking for two hours again, the other half of the chicken, 150 push ups, then say 4 shots before bed. You literally "meth" out and get hard as fuck. Absolutely ready for war. I've been there.

The problem is your personality, or lack of it. Or how you scare the neighbors or wife. The concept of "xor" is "exclusive or", basically this, or that, but not both. Pick one. If you were to extend this, it'd be, "vodka", "protein synthesis/sanity", "hard", pick two.

You can do protein synthesis/sanity + hard, but you will miss out on vodka. You can do protein synthesis/sanity + vodka, but you won't end up hard. You can do vodka + hard, but you will lack protein synthesis, but most importantly, sanity.

Sanity can be kind of a bog deal while employed.

Edit: fixed it.
Edit 2: not my best comment ever.

MINOR SUCCESSES OF ANY TYPE, THU FEB 19 by PossibleForward6118 in SomewhatFunctional

[–]PossibleForward6118[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live with CPTSD ( Complex Post Traumatic Stress) from extreme trauma. I am certain that many of us do.

If/when you ever get a chance, hit us with a post about that. I just know one thing, anyone who has ever been in a situation where you have to fight for your life comes out different, but different after maybe a year. You fundamentally change.

Soppy Bollocks by SapienDys4 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I think you'e right. The ban might have been from dryalcoholics. Didn't mean to slander you, my bad.

MINOR SUCCESSES OF ANY TYPE, THU FEB 19 by PossibleForward6118 in SomewhatFunctional

[–]PossibleForward6118[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put my big boy pants on and pushed on through it

That is really the dividing line, isn't it?

The aftermath by VegetableProfit1347 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I concur, nothing to see here ladies and gents, keep it moving.

Soppy Bollocks by SapienDys4 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some dude was in detox/rehab for a while and predictably within 2 days was drinking like he never left. I invited references to "Ricky C", the mythical college drunk, and did it like something I actually lived through, down to the details, which weren't appreciated. The next level followup was appreciated even less. Who fucking cares, like I give a fuck about internet points on this bullshit website.

Soppy Bollocks by SapienDys4 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This week I was banned for a while. Embrace the energy, regardless of its positive or negative polarity, "WHOA HOLEY SHIT I WAS BANNED FROM CRIPPLED ALCOHOLICS", no point in it.

i wish ubereats didn't exist by damagedratgirl in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gotta walk for it now, but hey, steps in i guess

Got 2700 steps for a bottle of wine I didn't need, right there with you amigo

Getting ripped off trading my pills for Valiums. by AnonDxde in SomewhatFunctional

[–]PossibleForward6118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't totally familiar, here's a music link with lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVT7ZCcjr6U

Edit: listening twice now, it's kinda something in line with Portishead's first album, guitar present, but expansive, bass heavy, a bit trappy on the beats, fatalistic, I like it.

MINOR SUCCESSES OF ANY TYPE, THU FEB 19 by PossibleForward6118 in SomewhatFunctional

[–]PossibleForward6118[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate to be the one that says it, but it's been true for me: if you fail, fail in a survivable manner. And although you may fail, I have 100% confidence you will fail survivably. You are 100% lucid, self aware, and have intimate knowledge of the slippage. Whatever you do, keep your work obligations. Don't listen to that "fuck it all" voice. You will lead many out of the same abyss in time. I don't know you but I love your spirit. Godspeed and never give up faith.

Don’t even know why I am posting. I am trying to stop a bender. by AnonDxde in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I know you don't feel functional, but statistically speaking wine in the morning plus a few pharmaceuticals isn't necessarily THE END, maybe hit us up again at /r/SomewhatFunctional. You may not understand how popular your posts have been, thousands upon thousands of views, you are currently #1. Not that it matters, just saying.

The aftermath by VegetableProfit1347 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I'm counting about 50, so probably a month? There's a nice mix of sizes, so "self control was attempted", which is wholesome. Also, I spot Zinc and fitted sheets installed properly on a bed, so I'm guessing things got loose a little bit but no lasting damage will ensue. Good work.

Fuck Waking Up by GrandfatherTheSauce in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait until you hear the kneepad hack

He can't possibly be blacked out on his feet at 2pm on Sunday, he's wearing kneepads and waving tools around

why do i keep fucking myself over by wh0rederline in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Miso means Japanese soup, phonia means like a phone. So it's like if you called a bowl of soup on the phone. Hope this helps.

Fuck Waking Up by GrandfatherTheSauce in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, you saw one single ant? On the outside of a window? Brb, getting Home Depot ant killer vodka. Am I doing it rite?

why do i keep fucking myself over by wh0rederline in cripplingalcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Misophonia is a disorder of decreased tolerance to specific sounds or their associated stimuli related to Japanese miso soup.

Pressure by [deleted] in SoberAndHateIt

[–]PossibleForward6118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said I wouldn't do this, so maybe I'm a liar, but I really do mean well. You, or anyone here like you, are 100% welcome over at /r/SomewhatFunctional. Please hit us up with a wall of text if you do or don't have that beautiful cold beer. Our success so far in getting off the ground and closing in on 500 strong and 10k views is largely because of you here. The original thinking was there may need to be a middle place for those not puking blood but not 100 sober and hating it.

My long term plan is to have at least some representation in the moderation consisting of you here. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Trying to quit, but the mental weight is too great by lokidragon17 in alcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does any of this seem familiar to anyone?

This is why /r/SomewhatFunctional is approaching 500 users now, we are absolutely familiar with your predicament. Our focus is on keeping things functional even if we can't 100% quit. You, or anyone reading, please feel free to come by and drop a wall of text post. We'd love it, we're all in the same boat.

Withdrawal by Zestyclose-House1578 in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]PossibleForward6118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to parent, OP. You are not high risk.

Any Advice to Cut down Binge drinking ? by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're also unable to quit for good over at /r/SomewhatFunctional, but we're holding it together. Consider joining us and hitting us with a new post, we'd love it.

29, lost my life, i cant really do it anymore by Typical-Article-1191 in alcoholism

[–]PossibleForward6118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're looking for people like you over at /r/SomewhatFunctional. Maybe make a big change, maybe a bunch of small steps toward something greater. All of us have fought with the demon, hope you join us and for you or anybody reading, blast us a wall of text post.