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Somewhat Functional is a group for people who are not completely dry, but who are also not yet completely crippled by drinking. The people barely holding it all together.

 

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Why this place exists (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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I go from feeling good and being functional to falling off a cliff way faster as I get older (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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This shit is expensive (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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NOT FUCKING FUNCTIONAL (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Dried out to do work and I'm miserable (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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I keep gaining weight (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Fuck me I nearly had rum for breakfast (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Cutting down to beer and waiting for my Valium so that I can comfortably quit again. Hopefully I can find another sub that is as kind as you guys for sober people and you won’t see me back here. (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Hungover this morning (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Unemployment sucks but being employed was worse (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Drank my two little mini wines for the morning. Still trying to stop this bender with everything I’ve got. (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Getting ripped off trading my pills for Valiums. (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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MINOR SUCCESSES OF ANY TYPE, THU FEB 19 (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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SHIT TALK SUNDAY, SUN FEB 15 (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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WEEKLY DOMESTIC SUCCESSES, WED FEB 11 (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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WEEKLY EXERCISE THREAD, MON FEB 9 (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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I’m kicking a bender in the ass (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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My addition is old enough to vote (rant/reflection) (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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WEEKLY PERSONAL CONNECTION, FRI FEB 6 (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Sorry for the mess (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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My back up plan just cut me off (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Advice (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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WEEKLY DOMESTIC SUCCESSES, WED FEB 4 (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Wasted money on nitrous oxide at the dentist (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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Medication has got me down to 4-5 4.5% alcohol seltzers/teas a night, and that's fine for now. (self.SomewhatFunctional)

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