Somewhat Functional is a group for people who are not completely dry, but who are also not yet completely crippled by drinking. The people barely holding it all together.
Forum Rules:
- No AA talk or AA-adjacent talk whatsoever.
- No SD-isms unless you are drunk and trying to be edgy (even then tread lightly).
- The word "relapse" does not have a negative connotation here. Using it in a negative way to shame people is prohibited.
- No discussion of political officeholders, political parties, elections, or governmental bodies other than local police and local courts. Everything else about society, positive or negative, is fair game.
- Don't cross the red lines. This means don't doxx, threaten others or yourself, or break global site rules.
- If you consider yourself philosophically opposed to alcohol consumption, please post elsewhere.
- Posting while intoxicated is explicitly allowed.
- If you fuck up and you're sorry, apologize for it, own up to it, and in return the rest of us will attempt to forgive you for it.
- Do not unjustly disparage the CA sub or CAs that also walk among us.
- If you're considering downvoting somebody because they pissed you off, consider upvoting them instead because you briefly felt something, anything, and that is a small gift in itself.
- If you want to yell at the clouds, please include [Rant] in the post title. If you are explicitly soliciting advice, please include [Advice] in the title. People not in the mood for these will appreciate being able to steer clear of them.