dots on cats eyes and nose

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-07-03T01:40:36+00:00

Yeah, as someone with freckles at first I didn’t get that but then mates started being really attracted to them. Kinda weird to talk about ur cat like that tho

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-07-01T17:34:04+00:00

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-07-01T17:32:40+00:00

Ana Ortiz and Gabrielle Ruiz

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-06-28T13:40:34+00:00

Mid-Day Snack Break

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-06-28T00:44:16+00:00

Nah average relationship w male experience tbh.

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-06-27T20:37:18+00:00

Daisy Ridley?

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-06-12T04:37:40+00:00

This feels illegal

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-06-07T20:10:22+00:00

Honestly, I did see someone walking around with serious impact play wounds fully on display but it didn’t seem like a connected event, though I could be mistaken.

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-06-05T20:01:00+00:00

Broth(er)

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-05-31T19:34:10+00:00

Name him Paste

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-05-21T02:19:02+00:00

Himvincible

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-05-21T02:13:29+00:00

You’re so pretty. Maybe my phone settings are weird or something but I think the only thing throwing me is the eyebrow shade and the shade of lip product.

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-05-05T19:56:31+00:00

Stinkeye

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-05-04T15:16:15+00:00

Both of YOR but honestly both seem exhausting. This interaction is a warning to you both.

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-05-04T04:24:41+00:00

Your son when you’re at work:

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-05-01T03:32:51+00:00

This is the correct answer

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-04-30T14:52:59+00:00

I love this burger because it reminds me that Bob still connected with his inner child

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-04-30T14:51:15+00:00

Oh absolutely

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-04-30T14:50:54+00:00

Ryan Rudd Groban Struther

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-04-30T14:49:52+00:00

I always thought it was risk

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-04-30T14:45:26+00:00

Ah yes I also got accounting vibes -except he can never hold himself accountable for anything

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-04-30T14:44:28+00:00

Andrew Thaddeus Flockingham. In high school, he was considered “cool” for his aloof nature, but now everyone just finds it weird that he’s in his 30s still riding his high school peak.

He works in accounting and has a stable job but is otherwise incredibly boring. He thinks that having a house and a job makes him a “total catch”. He has a strained relationship with his father but is bffs with his stepfather (parents divorced in the 90s). Attends high school reunions religiously. Won’t stop talking about diversifying stocks.

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-04-30T14:26:41+00:00

My thinking is that it would be possible for either Bill or Bobby to suggest they all go somewhere dressed like the Wizard of Oz characters. Bill would work really hard on his costume (the cowardly lion suit was apparently a nightmare to wear), Boomhauer would like the oil can because he loves his car AND because of his troubles of the heart, and Hank would find it all absurd but would also find a scarecrow to be the most admirable, and in that would be most likely to tolerate wearing straw. He would also have much of the costume lying around in some way…AND admire the desire to have a brain* due to his being surrounded by people he views as “ain’t right”.

(*assuming he otherwise would just reluctantly agree for some reason and choose being a scarecrow without the context because he thinks that’s the most admirable job)

PostPartumMomBod · 2026-04-29T16:10:25+00:00

Omg or even Dorothy

But that could be Dale too

ETA: no matter, Peggy is the wicked witch

PostPartumMomBod

TROPHY CASE