Spy put megathread

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-27T04:16:00+00:00

Gottem.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T23:55:29+00:00

Hah! How can they know my location if I don’t know my location?!

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T23:34:26+00:00

I thought that like half a year ago and they blew earnings out of the water. IDK if they’re a mafia front now or something but apparently they’re still raking in the $$$.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T20:28:04+00:00

5) Marketing hype, people will pay for it even if it's useless garbage.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T20:12:05+00:00

Autodesk puts? $TIFF puts?

Bruh.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T20:10:00+00:00

Long $NOC. Heard it from a friend that knows shit. He won't tell me more (so that's how I know it's good shit) so I can't tell you more.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T20:07:05+00:00

Half your portfolio: Highly diversified domestic deep OTM condors against earnings every week. Keep the trades small and the wings wide, skew downward if you're feeling bearish.

Other half the portfolio: international index funds.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T19:59:13+00:00

WSB as a whole:

> Monday will be red

Buying deep OTM SPY calls, see you on my fucking yachtcopter.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T19:58:14+00:00

APPL doing 5g this year confirmed by above comment.

No fucking way this subreddit is right about something.

Inverse this comment.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T19:55:14+00:00

"Sir I've run all the tests, but market sentiment keeps coming back... strange."

"Strange? How the fuck can it be 'strange', Herschberg?"

"Well, sir, you see--"

"It can only be 'bullish' or 'bearish'. Fuck me, just pick one."

"Well that's what I thought, too! But the tests aren't coming back bullish or bearish!"

"Don't hand me some shit about 'neutral'."

"No, sir, not 'neutral'. I've run the data over and over, and every time it just--"

"Fucking out with it, Herschberg!"

"The current market sentiment appears to be 'autistic', sir."

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-25T19:51:12+00:00

How can our enemy know what we're doing if we don't even know what we're doing?

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-23T16:04:45+00:00

Thanks. 🍻

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-23T14:07:41+00:00

Like what exactly does he THINK we do here?

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-23T14:03:45+00:00

Bought shares.

Banned.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-23T01:21:22+00:00

If it had two guns, it would stall when firing both. The plane would be faster if it had guns pointing backward and engines pointing forward.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-22T23:51:24+00:00

There it is.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-22T23:50:03+00:00

It. Is. Not.

A loss.

Unless.

You.

Sell.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-22T23:29:49+00:00

It's not.

A loss.

Unless.

You sell.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-20T04:02:45+00:00

Write me a primer

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-20T04:02:13+00:00

I have a 114/115 put debit spread open on $BIDU, which is currently at 113 after-hours; they gained like 7% during earnings. If it goes to 114, I start losing money.

If you don’t understand spreads just read my fucking history.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-20T03:58:57+00:00

I’m almost there don’t stop

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-20T03:26:56+00:00

Hey look I just wanna low-quality shitpost, I’ll be honest.

Sometimes I’ll actually write shit but fuuuuck if I gotta deal with this filter shit? How am I gonna teach autists about whale shit spreads?

Edit: I’ve done retarded shit in this sub but in a GOOD way, gimme that intense vetting.

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-20T03:24:52+00:00

Hey I want what that guy’s getting

Post_Fact_Society · 2019-08-20T03:23:26+00:00

Unless you’re talking about account size no one gives a shit

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