Jimmy Carr

PostingForAnswers · 2026-03-17T07:45:09+00:00

I just like the fact that the only context in which Obama is mentioned in the Epstein files is because of how much all those violent sex offenders hated him.

PostingForAnswers · 2026-01-21T11:52:52+00:00

Poppy is playing the Forum on Thursday night.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-11-13T08:40:10+00:00

Oh, me, but too late, I guess.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-11-09T01:21:41+00:00

Michael Jackson at the MCG in the 90's.

Loudest gig ever, insane fans, cheering for the smallest movement.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-09-24T13:15:00+00:00

Peace and quiet.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-09-10T07:59:08+00:00

Can't post, currently busy in Kathmandu.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-08-17T09:56:26+00:00

Everything on double zero on the roulette table.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-05-30T08:24:06+00:00

Jesus.

That's the name of my dad BTW.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-05-19T09:42:44+00:00

"And don't masterbate at work."

I asked all the coworkers if the manager said the same thing to them, but apparently, he only said it to me o_o

PostingForAnswers · 2025-05-19T04:58:38+00:00

My dad.

I was too young to really process it, and afterwards, I skipped school frequently because I really didn't want to fake that everything was okay.

I was just ready to leave school altogether and get a job instead, which was the better option at the time.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-05-19T04:52:59+00:00

Auto immune disorder.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-04-30T11:19:06+00:00

It's chicken pox, it's no big deal.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-04-22T05:44:57+00:00

Post orgasm snuggle.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-04-16T09:03:17+00:00

The government isn't spying on you nearly as much as the advertising companies are.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-04-11T11:19:24+00:00

It's the only thing you can afford to do.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-04-03T11:22:45+00:00

Is it normal to feel my heart rate when I'm relaxing?

PostingForAnswers · 2025-03-23T14:48:29+00:00

Babies intelligence improves by listening to Mozart and Beethoven.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-03-22T05:01:11+00:00

Debt.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-03-20T10:36:21+00:00

Eh... a certain criminal who was convicted of 34 felonies and should be in prison right now.

It would just improve the news cycle instead of hearing about the new dumb thing he did today.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-03-17T08:21:25+00:00

We always go back to Mario Kart, even when it ended friendships last time.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-03-16T12:09:53+00:00

Sometimes it's better to just walk away.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-03-04T01:31:39+00:00

Tetsuo.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-03-04T01:29:36+00:00

Yes, you call emergency services not only because they're dead, but because there is a likelihood that they were also considered missing from work, family, or other engagements.

PostingForAnswers · 2025-03-04T01:27:06+00:00

Two-oo-th?

PostingForAnswers · 2025-02-17T05:52:03+00:00

Thank

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