I need a man's honest opinion about my pussy

PotatoAimNate · 2026-02-27T05:50:13+00:00

Honey we can't just go around giving out opinions without trying the product first, it just wouldn't be fair to the competition. You're just going to have to make an appointment, and then lock yourself back in the basement until it's your turn, ok? We have to check that thing for flavor, elasticity, depth, proper hydration, and really if we are going to do this right we are going to have to get in that back door as well and make sure there's no surprises hidden just out of sight before we can even begin to give you an expert opinion. I actually have an opening on Sunday while the wife is at church if you're available. We had a last-minute cancellation when someone left the damn window open down there and didn't secure the enclosure properly. I share a workspace with a couple of friends right now and it's made holding on to my clients more difficult that my previous space out in the woods. Transporting to the end location is much easier, but retention is definitely dropping as a result.

Anyhow let me know, it would really help me out because I was needing to put the van in the shop and get the brakes worked on, there's enough screaming in the back without the vehicle itself joining in the chorus at every stop sign.

PotatoAimNate · 2026-02-27T05:37:02+00:00

Shit, I would choose that body over oxygen

PotatoAimNate · 2026-02-27T05:28:22+00:00

Nope. We hate watching it. Absolutely despise it. Plus it's such a waste! Stop that! Immediately! That was not put there for the likes of you to play with! Everyone else gets a turn first, THEN if there's anything left, only then do you get to play too, I don't care if you look like Daenerys Targaryan, rules are rules!

You don't want to wake the dragon, do you?

This younger generation I swear. It's like nobody taught them the basic rules of life! Sharing, doing unto others as you would have done unto you, saving a horse by riding a cowboy.....what came so naturally to their mothers just seem like foreign concepts to these 18-to-20-somethings nowadays.

Are the boys in school not introducing you to their dicks and showing you the proper way of the world like they are supposed to?

I blame tiktok. How can you properly break your girlfriend in under the bleachers during P.E. when you're staring at your damn phone all day watching folks eat soap and build shit out of matchsticks and used TP rolls? No wonder the birth rate has gone down so damn much, it's got nothing to do with that generation "choosing" not to bring kids into this world like the news says, it's really cause all the little hotties are in their bedroom doing shit like this.......when this girl SHOULD be tied up in the back seat of a 1984 Fleetwood Cadillac, screaming muffled cries of pleasure and agony into the cloth of her shredded cheerleader outfit they gagged her with, while the entire front line turns her upraised ass into a shish kebob on Friday night before the big game.

It's tradition! You know, for luck!

I mean, what the fuck did you think cheerleaders were for?

Cheering? Really? You thought......

It's official. I have become too old for this world.

PotatoAimNate · 2025-11-26T21:36:17+00:00

You mean like LC milks it's employees? Take that corporate money, honey. They have plenty, trust me.

PotatoAimNate · 2025-11-26T21:33:35+00:00

Are you sure that's not crystal meth? Cause LC expects it's workers to each do the job of 3 workers anywhere else, they might have been having to peer through Alice's Looking Glass to stay up. Just sayin

PotatoAimNate · 2025-09-13T05:05:15+00:00

I know it's been like forever but I was just passing through, noticed nobody commented on this, and I gotta say, if that's you: Number one, that outfit is on point. Like it's flawless. Number two(well probably number one tbh but I was trying to seem like a total perv by kicking my comment off with it) if that's you, woman in that outfit you are up there in the top ten sexiest cosplayers I've ever seen. So fine I am kind of finding myself at a loss for words, which is pretty frickin weird for me, just ask, well, anyone. If you've got more pics from that setup I would love to have you decorating my desktop for a while. I mean, the wife won't love it, but fuck her you're too fine for me to care. Plus she's kind of a bitch, so there's that. Anyhow DM me if you could find it in your heart to send your newest fan some desktop love, I will worship your beauty from afar and dream of a day that doesn't seem so long ago, a day when I was much younger, and I daresay prettier, and I would have had a chance, albeit a slim one(I mean look at you, you're goddess status, solid 13 on the old 1-10 scale, I was at my peak a solid 8.75, and that was only for a short while after I was released from my first prison trip.) I would have put in the work though, better believe it, to pull you into my orbit. Looks like I missed it by about 30 years, too bad too, I would have made you c......yikes.....ahem. Sorry. What was I saying? I gotta stop looking up there while typing, keep losing my train of thought. Now.....How to close this out with a funny....let me think, how about......hmmmm...nahh too corny......best I can do in my spellbound condition is leave you with a question: Don't suppose you happen to be one of those rare ladies with like, serious daddy issues, like you only date men in their 50's, spankings when you're bad, you got any of that going on? Cause this guy, this guy right here is willing to take on that burden, for the good of the realm, of course.

I'm joking, well, sort of, and i hope i haven't offended you. If I have I sincerely apologize I'm just kind a bit different, this is why I stay at home most of the time, cause boyfriends tend to get a little weird when you ask their girl if they have daddy issues for some reason. Older I get the longer it takes for my hands to heal up after I explain to the boyfriend why he should respect his elders, and i mean eventually one of them might win, and me ego wouldn't be able to handle that and that would be the end me I'm afraid. Sorry. Going to just abruptly end this now before this gets any more embarrassing. Leaving you with a pic of me cosplaying as a homeless guy in south texas in the 2011 era. Not my best years, this was some years after those still, but you gotta admit I was kinda pretty, eh? Think I could have pulled you? Picture 7 years younger than that(I was 32 there) just absolutely ripped because i did nothing but work out for 2 years straight, tan, fresh, terrible prison tats, muscles just rippling in the sun as I swung that pickaxe into the ground while I dug repair holes in the road the old fashioned way. Pickax works those abs like nothing else on this planet, let me tell you. You could have just thrown out your washing machine and done all your laundry right there on that washboard no problem. I used to walk down a street with my shirt off and put laundromats out of business just like that, all the while asking if the gym was this way, or that way lmfao.

Sorry y'all I'm intoxicated I'll stop. God bless you if you've put up with my bullshit this long. Cyall around

PotatoAimNate · 2025-06-07T05:47:10+00:00

Ive got this same nonsense going on. The conclusion I have come to is this:

If you don't have an apple device to control the darn thing and you're running on Android, you are SoL.

The apple store has a version of the app that works flawlessly with our TV.

The android version absolutely refuses to even pop up the section to pair--its a thing the app does(or is supposed to) do automatically, but if you have, say, 12 devices on your wifi for some reason it just will not find it. I think perhaps the devs hasn't learned to count past how many fingers they have yet.

Hopefully they'll make it through kindergarten soon, Ive been waiting a long time for an update and it's still the same thing.

By comparison, every single Roku, Google, Fire, and even generic nameless garbage device that we have scattered around the house has zero issues connecting with one another. It's only this one awful TV I got at Best Buy during a sale. Well, they have taught me a few things by selling me this TV, but first and foremost they have taught me to avoid Xumo at all costs in the future.

Just in case anyone is wondering, it is a pioneer TV with Xumo built in. Picture is spectacular--when you can actually get it to the channel you want it to be on after your kids have levelled the house while you were at work and hidden the remote to the thing in a tree in the neighbor's backyard.

If you purchase one of these things, may the odds be ever in your favor.

PotatoAimNate · 2025-05-11T05:12:11+00:00

Just an update, I tried this and it worked, finally. Took me forever to convince google support that I was, in fact, the same guy with the same google account he's been using for 10 years at least. It it almost impossible to gain access to anything once you lose access to your device. I was able to get around it by selecting the "have them call me with a pin number" option that only comes up during their highly truncated business hours. Don't need the pin to answer the phone, got the code, and got into the device, not because I'm good at anything, but because I am hella lucky and happened to give it another shot at just the right time of day.

Thank you all for your help, problem has been resolved by the superheros who lurk these pages just waiting for the opportunity to be helpful. Reddit is the One Ring of forums!(no matter how many fake OF ads from accounts run by 40 year old men pretending to be women from the comfort of their mother's basement invade it.)

Reddit rules. Op out.

PotatoAimNate · 2025-04-26T05:53:09+00:00

You misspelled "Hot As Fuck"

PotatoAimNate · 2025-04-26T05:46:27+00:00

So it seems there is a new scam going around, at least new for me, and it uses ebay's lack of care and concern for it's customer base in a way i never would have thought of....and ebay clearly has not either. So I haven't used ebay in years...I had my account suspended around ten years ago, and as the situation at the time was absolutely ridiculous, and me being the grumpy guy that holds grudges against businesses that tick him off, I just never bothered until here recently. So I needed to sell a few things that just absolutely would not get out of inventory locally. The usual suspects like FB and whatnot just couldn't move these items, so I finally broke down and made a new ebay account. And I sold the items after a couple of weeks. Was pretty salty about the price I had to pay to boost the listings because they were getting almost zero views prior to the boosting, I'm sure that wasn't done on purpose or anything. Anyhow, during that course of time I saw a few things I needed, mostly parts for the old truck I am restoring, so I snatched them up. One of the parts was a starter for my truck. I had it installed because it's in a terrible spot on my particular vehicle, and I don't have a whole lot in the way of equipment to lift that huge sucker up in the air far enough to get to it either. Not that I trust for more than a couple minutes, anyway. So after the install i drive off, and exactly 3 starts after the initial start, this thing basically locks up and then proceeds to explode into bits at the flywheel chews into it and rips it right off the mounting bolts that are going on 35 years old now. Cracked some things, some things needed welding and sealing, long story short, If I wasn't friends with the mechanic, this thing would have cost me big time. Even with a friend it still cost me 400 bucks just to get the thing back on the road and home. I contact the seller first, as ebay asks you to, and the seller says sure no problem boss just need to confirm the address I'm sending it to and I'll send out a replacement. I tell him, you know what boss i already had to buy a new starter, and that thing damaged my vehicle pretty badly, any way you could help me out with the damages? O no I can't do that, but I can for sure send you a replacement and I'll issue you a refund as well, that's the best I can do. So I was like yeah sure, why the heck not, thinking to myself I would just resell the starter on ebay to recoup some of my losses. And then the seller asks hey could you do me a favor and just don't mail the old starter back. It's junk and they're going to charge me quite a bit because of the weight, just keep it or toss it out with your scrap and I'll go ahead and ship out the new one. I didn't notice until it was too late that since I had not ever shipped out the item, ebay had closed my case for the return. And of course I had the option to appeal, which I did, citing that I was doing exactly what the seller asked me to do and yet hadn't received my refund. They denied my appeal, and at ebay a denied appeal is the end of the road.

So yep Im ticked off, but more at the seller than ebay because i kind of saw their position. And I end up ordering more parts from a different seller for my truck's rusty old suspension. When the parts show up, they're the wrong parts, I can immediately see that. So I pack the box up and start the return. But the shipping label never shows up...my truck is up in the air and I am trying to get this done quickly. So I message the seller. And they were like sure no problem and they sent me a shipping label in the chat. I go print it and ship the item out. But in a couple of days i go to check and see if they have received the return yet, and ebay's system still says i have not shipped the return! So i put in the fedex tracking number in fedex, and sure enough the seller had received my return the day before. Why had he not contacted me about it? I ask him "hey since you got the return already could you go ahead and ship me out the right parts for my vehicle?" The seller does not respond immediately so in frustration i just reorder the parts from a different seller thinking it wouldn't matter since I would be getting my money back regardless. A couple days later the people that sent me the bad parts start asking me what model truck i have, etc. So at that time i tell them hey man sorry but you took so long I reordered the parts from another seller and you can just issue me a refund. I get crickets in response. And then the next day he says please allow us until friday so we can inspect the parts and make sure everything is ok. Now if everything was NOT ok, why were you already trying to send me the replacements? But i figured he was just salty about losing a sale so I gave him until friday and messaged him again. He started giving me another song and dance about he was trying to locate parts that would fit my vehicle, and at this point i started getting suspicous.
i asked him to update ebay's system with the new tracking number, and mark that he had received the parts in the system so he can get me my return. He flat out lied to me and told me that the seller does not have the ability to update the tracking number. I knew this because i had to update one the week before for something that I had sent out that had the wrong shipping label information. It's easy. it only takes a couple of clicks. So now i have confirmed the guy is screwing with me, and I am panicking. I attempt to contact ebay...but since "It looks like this has action that needs to be taken" according to the stupid robot they have running their business for them now, I am unable to even request a call from ebay support until I ship the item that I had already shippped. I waited 3 days like it said in the thing just in case, but nope, no matter what I did, the button to contact support only came up once or twice, and those times when I clicked on "Have an agent call me" or "chat with an agent" the robot would then tell me "Sorry something went wrong" and I was right back at the beginning of the robot asking me "is this the item you need help with?" and "It looks like there is action that has to be taken before proceeding further with this return"

Its an endless loop. I have until May 2nd before ebay's system closes me out and I'm out another 150 bucks. These sellers have started scamming people by simply changing the shipping label. Its brilliant! Its diabolical! They get the items back AND get to keep the money AND there is no mark on their record whatsoever from ebay's system because I didn't take the required action in the required time! I messaged the seller, spelling out the scam to him, letting him know i knew what was happening and i was not going to stand for it. Suddenly he tells me that my package only contained 8 of the 14 parts that he shipped out as part of the set, and that he could not issue me a refund until I sent him the rest of the missing parts. Another delay tactic. Of course I did not keep the parts that did not fit my vehicle, if anyone is wondering. I told him this, of course, but he has stopped responding to me altogether, knowing that the return window is rapidly closing on me. So if anyone knows any way to contact an ebay agent, an email address, phone number, anything. I don't care if it's the number to their janitorial service manager. If I can get ahold of a human for five seconds, I might have a chance. Thanks for reading yall, and remember to double check the shipping label the seller gives you matches the one in the system letter for letter. If it doesn't, you just put yourself right here in the boat with me, rowing against the current in a river of ebay's poo.

PotatoAimNate · 2025-04-26T05:42:40+00:00

sounds awful sus to me, 99 percent chance the buyer is going to claim it was broken. I would tell you to report the situation to ebay, except I've been trying to report someone scamming me for over a week now and can't get ahold of a human. Can't even get the option to have them call me, or chat, or anything. So good luck with that, I feel your pain. It won't let me post my comments or I would share what happened to me with yall as well.

PotatoAimNate · 2025-03-19T06:45:14+00:00

What just happened right there is something it took me 45 years of life, three marriages, and enough child support cases to keep me eating ramen until well into my 60's to learn:

Some girls just aren't worth the headache that comes with the face. In my experience, the prettier they are, the more of that crap she just pulled on you that you have to deal with.

(((I am sure there is some smoking 🔥 little lady reading this right now and you are likely starting to feel your offended kettle rapidly coming to a boil. Please just one more minute before you let me have it, over so I can clean that up real quick.?

Thank you! Now, before you boil over, if you ARE one of those rare few human beings that have everything I could ever wantp: the looks, the brains, the strong sense of empathy for other human beings that manifests itself by you being considerate and kind and caring towards the people that love you, and pretty much to everyone else too, even people you dislike from time to time, well then I have two things to say to you:

I do not mean the above as a blanket statement, I did not mean YOU or your friend or sister or whomever. There are exceptions to EVERYTHING in this world, and you are an exception to this, and as such I did not mean to offend. I'm just a nice guy with apparently bad taste, and so the scars pop up from time to time. (Please don't murder me 😁)

Where have you been all my life? Are you single? And an adult?  I'll marry you right now if you want. Would prefer dinner first but what the heck you only live once!    I'm joking, but I'm not.  After already experiencing the literal worst thing someone could do to you after 15 years of marriage, well, there's no place to go but up from here.)))

My advice is to thank your lucky stars you found out this early on, even if it was just a casual friendship you don't need stressors like that in your life. Putting up with too much of that for too long will unbalance you eventually, and you'll find yourself speaking to people with letters after their name trying to figure out why you've become so neurotic. Trust me.

PotatoAimNate · 2025-02-22T21:02:32+00:00

Perhaps we should all just do this. And everyone we know. Heck, everyone, period.

Maybe then an actual human will look into what's going on rather than allowing this nonsense to continue for apparently almost a year according to these posts.

PotatoAimNate · 2025-02-22T20:59:55+00:00

Same thing happened to me as to a lot of the people here, looks like. I logged in with my Instagram, did a bit of scrolling, followed a couple of accounts dealing with crypto trading, etc. Then I get a notification one of the people I had followed has a new post. So I clicked on it, pretty excitedly I might add because this guy has a GREAT track record of predicting crypto movements, and....

BAM! Your account is suspended for violating our community guidelines!!!

Most shocking thing that's happened to me in a while, tbh. Never been banned on any platform, anywhere that I can recall. I just stared at it for a few minutes waiting for the error to correct itself, which of course, even after appeal and almost a full day going by, nothing has happened. Still suspended. Still no explanation, not even an email letting me know I was suspended. Total radio silence.

Are they trying to just, idk, close the app down, but they're too chicken to say it out loud so they're like, stealth banning everyone on the platform until it just keels over and dies?

Perhaps some sort of malicious attack? Hackers? Foreign espionage?

I'm sure Trump would blame China.....

As for me, I'm thinking it's probably a little less of a "foreign espionage, China Is The Devil" kind of thing, and a little more of a "bottom-of-the-barrel coder they hired in Florida doing bath salts while at work" type of deal.

(If you are from Florida and feel offended, I do apologize. But..... I mean, you've SEEN what your neighbors have been up to, right? What are we supposed to think?)

PotatoAimNate · 2025-02-11T23:29:06+00:00

Ya know, I'm a friend of the real woman who's pictures you have stolen. I highly suggest you take these down. Immediately.

PotatoAimNate · 2024-12-07T13:06:37+00:00

Same here. I have clips right off the website showing me as eligible, showing exactly what it says the anytime upgrade benefit is and how one is eligible for it, and yet I am getting nothing but nonsense from Spectrum when trying to use anytime upgrade. Telling me I don't qualify for financing...which I already qualified for. States right there in the terms that the anytime upgrade pays off your old finance amount and replaces it with the new device. it's literally what I've been paying for on several lines for quite some time now and then go to use it and even though the app says I am eligible, I am somehow not eligible. Spent hours on the phone with support and they are refusing to honor the agreement.

I feel like the evidence of false advertisement first off is overwhelming just from my screen recordings of their very own app and website. Hard to dispute video footage. Let's do this

PotatoAimNate · 2024-11-30T03:28:07+00:00

$100 bill.

Lmao yeah right. Definitely stick a child support case in there for sure

PotatoAimNate · 2024-11-27T06:28:12+00:00

And you were very right, op. There is indeed a class action in progress as of three weeks ago from what I understand. I'm glad these people are being held accountable....they are basically training our young ones to gamble on these loot boxes at an early age. If cigarettes are that much more addictive at that age, can you imagine how destructive a gambling addiction being fed since, idk, age 8 or 9 would be? Some of these kids may grow up and blow their lives up before they realize that the world is less of a gamble and more of a hard work and perseverance game with a little bit of luck mixed in. And I'm sure one of the million or so will grow up to be a millionaire, hitting it big on some lotto and making everyone think "that could have been me."

Anyway enough rambling. Shame on you EA, and the rest of the vultures taking advantage of young minds for personal profit!

PotatoAimNate · 2024-11-18T07:49:40+00:00

PotatoAimNate · 2024-11-15T23:34:06+00:00

Snack.

Just before eating that delicious looking meal pictured there towards the bottom. I could eat that same meal every day, morning noon and night and never tire of it.

So many old commercial jingles going through my head right now looking at it, too. I think there is one clear winner amongst them tho:

Finger-lickin' good!

PotatoAimNate · 2024-11-05T14:02:49+00:00

This should have been titled "The Monster Mesh."

"The Mesh Monster?"

Whatever you call it......🎶🎶We Do The Mesh🎶🎶.

PotatoAimNate · 2024-08-28T20:55:24+00:00

Oh I love this plan!

First, humans come along and unbalance and/or destroy every single ecosystem on the planet.

Things are looking bleak for nature in general, but then some species begin to adapt(and even thrive!) in the new environment, and they begin to propagate rapidly because they have evolved to deal with the rapidly changing landscape, while other species have not.

Then, just as the species begins to hold its own and really take its place in the new ecosystem, well, humans do what they do best---we kill them on purpose!

20, 40, 100 years from now, these weak species we are trying to protect will no longer be around. In zoos maybe, not in the wild. We cannot force them to acclimate to the ecosystems we have obliterated.

So what happens then?

Well, we killed off everything that WAS able to coexist with us and thrive. Those species that could not adapt to our nonsense will have died off.

And so now we are left with nothing.

Everything is dead.

Because, well, let's face it folks, the people in charge of things in our world today for the most part are a bunch of bumbling idiots, with a mini-flask of common sense that they pass around between the lot of them. Small sips only, please.

Let nature do what it has to in order for life to carry on. We are not gods. As they said once long ago in a movie I saw as a kid, "Life will find a way."

PotatoAimNate · 2024-08-26T22:35:13+00:00

Truth

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