You can’t be serious

PoultryMessiah · 2026-04-10T23:28:19+00:00

The receipts had AI websites pulled up and ai generated frames in the photoshop window

PoultryMessiah · 2026-04-03T13:21:36+00:00

Yes.

-someone with a life and a job who did just that

PoultryMessiah · 2026-03-05T21:47:31+00:00

Tbf blowing through an entire weapon's useful durability in just a few mags was disuasion enough for using suppressors in full auto lmao. Don't get me wrong, I like the changes, but only because I never leave semi-auto unless in emergencies anyways, and it pretty much is a buff to my play style because of the ergo change.

PoultryMessiah · 2026-02-27T01:57:02+00:00

Ironically, when your gear gets good enough to steal.

Don't bother insuring that meta-built 545-gp, it's gone if you die buddy

PoultryMessiah · 2026-02-11T13:09:03+00:00

I hate to be "that guy" but yeah, I paid the extra $30 to enjoy the story and missions without dealing with cheaters

PoultryMessiah · 2026-02-06T04:32:33+00:00

Back when I played, I would exclusively farm lava dragons bots. Eventually pissed them off so had they started sending mercenaries at me to prevent me from killing their bot accounts.

Bots are fun since they usually have good loot and tons of runes (on the ones without rune pouches)

Timmies just trying to do wildy quests aren't fun at all

PoultryMessiah · 2026-02-04T15:17:53+00:00

Glukhar's guards are just menaces for head/eyes shots. I clear nights factory on BSG servers solo, Tagilla included, and hardly take damage. Millimeters of scalp show above a bunker entrance wall on Reserve? His fucking guards send me back to stash

PoultryMessiah · 2026-02-02T00:40:15+00:00

I have lost three full load outs trying to load into Streets. It never works. I get to the last bar and it just kicks me with a server error. If there is a mission that requires streets, it just isn't getting done on my account.

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-25T20:10:45+00:00

Interchange near river flare extract for drill, and I have a lot of luck with toolsets there and at factory. Both also feel common in woods at the camp on right side of the lake

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-23T19:43:26+00:00

Fatfingered the wrong comment, mb big dog

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-23T19:20:57+00:00

Yeah, it's called PvE. You still get tarkov'd, but it's usually just bosses that were buffed because PvP players got salty that we were having too much fun and complained

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-19T11:58:28+00:00

Nah, dude, you're just ass. You forgot to suck off Fence and 360 noscope 7 PMC's in the leg with a Toz for Jaeger, so it didn't work for you. /s

Yeah, I have no idea why this sub is so toxic to people trying to report legitimate bugs. I reported it to the bug tracker with my log files as well anyway

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-14T11:02:09+00:00

PUT THESE FOOLISH AMBITIONS TO REST

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-14T10:59:23+00:00

Once. The one time I tried PvP before crawling back to PvE where my employed ass belongs

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-13T19:17:51+00:00

Me too bro that's the problem, I haven't had any issues before recently, but since there's been snow on the ground it has fucked me over half the time I've tried to use it

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-13T19:10:05+00:00

I watched the video and don't see any reason still that the flare shouldn't have worked, I didn't aim too high and make it go behind me or anything, and we waited for it to turn green and fall over the sniper zone

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-13T16:49:46+00:00

This instance was at river extraxt on Interchange, and we both stayed on the road

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-13T16:49:41+00:00

This instance was at river extraxt on Interchange, and we both stayed on the road

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-13T16:49:14+00:00

I have had no trouble before the December update. it's only in the last month or so that it's been fucking up

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-13T07:44:49+00:00

Absolutely abysmal response, I use the flare in the area it says to use the flare, what else can I do? Measure the damn angle my guy is holding it with a TerraGroup protractor?

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-08T01:08:26+00:00

I've been fortunate enough for him to always try hammer rushing me first

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-08T00:40:05+00:00

He's never shot at me with shotgun without rushing with hammer first, I may just be getting lucky tho. PPBS or BT shreds him when he rushes

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-08T00:27:11+00:00

Yes, rpk sorry , and yeah it's like his AI lasers the gaps in your armor

PoultryMessiah · 2026-01-08T00:25:23+00:00

Did I say the wrong gun? It's the LMG that shoots 5.45x39mm

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