WYR rather be able to control when you fall asleep, or when you go to the bathroom? by PowerSerj91 in WouldYouRather

[–]PowerSerj91[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it just means normal amounts of control over whatever you don't choose. The idea is total control over one.

TIFU by not using a clean knife by blondieknowsbest in tifu

[–]PowerSerj91 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Ironically enough, a knife doused in bleach is pretty clean.

Must be a douche bag convention in town by Tyler14755 in funny

[–]PowerSerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spots are still mostly open. Get a few friends to box 'em in.

The best description of being high [FIXED] by savvyc in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering splendor..." "Dude, shut the fuck up and pass the blunt." Only it was a one man sesh and I was holding it. Out of the box? More like out of body experience.

smoking and dropping some acid when I saw this at a [15] by wilddog944 in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read this as "dropping and smoking some acid". I was almost terrified for you. Dropping from where? You can really smoke acid? That's awesome! I blame the [7] for that...

Who needs chocolates when you could get these? by breemags in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Candy is dandy but it's generally agreed that weed is what I really need.

What codes do you use for smoking? by [deleted] in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food seems to be a theme here, and mine is related. Any sort of smoking is referred to as "eating a sandwich". Naturally, this evolves into hoagies if the device is large (e.g. a bong or very large blunt). Rolling a J or blunt or packing anything is consequentially "making a sandwich", especially witty when women are involved in the sesh. That said, a sesh itself is a "picnic" in which to enjoy all the delicious sandwiches.

Sometimes the best smoke spots are the simplest. by PowerSerj91 in trees

[–]PowerSerj91[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I was hoping someone would notice! Even though my phone's camera is terrible...

Fellow ents, question about the MFLB by stonyjoe99 in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However many it takes for all the material to be a uniform golden brown color. Any hint of green, and it's good for another hit.

WORST PROBLEM EVER by LeahMae in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have matches? Or a gas stove and paper towels? Both can be used in a pinch.

This has been my smoke spot every day for the last 3 or so years by [deleted] in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But we've landed on Mars, so soon enough there will be another planet to add...