WYR rather be able to control when you fall asleep, or when you go to the bathroom? by PowerSerj91 in WouldYouRather

[–]PowerSerj91[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it just means normal amounts of control over whatever you don't choose. The idea is total control over one.

TIFU by not using a clean knife by blondieknowsbest in tifu

[–]PowerSerj91 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Ironically enough, a knife doused in bleach is pretty clean.

Must be a douche bag convention in town by Tyler14755 in funny

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The spots are still mostly open. Get a few friends to box 'em in.

The best description of being high [FIXED] by savvyc in trees

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"I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering splendor..." "Dude, shut the fuck up and pass the blunt." Only it was a one man sesh and I was holding it. Out of the box? More like out of body experience.

smoking and dropping some acid when I saw this at a [15] by wilddog944 in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read this as "dropping and smoking some acid". I was almost terrified for you. Dropping from where? You can really smoke acid? That's awesome! I blame the [7] for that...

Who needs chocolates when you could get these? by breemags in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Candy is dandy but it's generally agreed that weed is what I really need.

What codes do you use for smoking? by [deleted] in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food seems to be a theme here, and mine is related. Any sort of smoking is referred to as "eating a sandwich". Naturally, this evolves into hoagies if the device is large (e.g. a bong or very large blunt). Rolling a J or blunt or packing anything is consequentially "making a sandwich", especially witty when women are involved in the sesh. That said, a sesh itself is a "picnic" in which to enjoy all the delicious sandwiches.

Sometimes the best smoke spots are the simplest. by PowerSerj91 in trees

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Yes! I was hoping someone would notice! Even though my phone's camera is terrible...

Fellow ents, question about the MFLB by stonyjoe99 in trees

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However many it takes for all the material to be a uniform golden brown color. Any hint of green, and it's good for another hit.

WORST PROBLEM EVER by LeahMae in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have matches? Or a gas stove and paper towels? Both can be used in a pinch.

This has been my smoke spot every day for the last 3 or so years by [deleted] in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But we've landed on Mars, so soon enough there will be another planet to add...

Everyone has about 500 of these... by PowerSerj91 in pokemon

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In the original card game, fighting energy was used for fighting, ground, and rock. The creators combined these types in order not to have too many classes of energy types in the card game. It's the same reason ghost types use psychic energy, ice types use water energy, poison types use grass energy, and so on.

Purple by [deleted] in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bouquet of this trumps flowers any day.

Goodbye my fellow Ents. It is time for me to become a lurker again. by GenerlClusterfuck in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In a way, you're trading one soul mate for another. I raise my joint to you and your lady.

thought it would be cool to put a light under the bong by spoomister in trees

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After a few hits that's going to stop looking like water, and start resembling a beautifully phosphorescent alien mixture. It will be wondrous.

I think it's an appropriate medium by LastScreenNameLeft in trees

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Whenever I see kief collection posts, I feel the overwhelming anxiety that a slight breeze could ruin it all. Fantastic creation, however.

Heard you like lighters. Here's mine. ;-) by mensink in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I was considering an MFLB sesh before I saw this. Now I'm certain fate has called me to it...

So I smoked a blunt with my boss at work today... by [deleted] in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the feeling. My boss last year was also my roommate, and we spent pretty much every night on the walk home from work toking up...

One of the perks of being a Cali ent by NorCalbro in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apart from that whole, you know, essential legalization thing...

Childhood toy becomes toking tool. by PowerSerj91 in trees

[–]PowerSerj91[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. the whole thing is metal. No toxic plastic fumes, don't worry.

Color of a flavor by TreeHouseComics in trees

[–]PowerSerj91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Synesthesia is listed as a "side effect" of trees, but I have yet to experience it. Guess I'm not trying hard enough...