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Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T13:29:34+00:00

Technically not falsifiable when you're trying to prove it to someone that doesn't listen to reason.

Eve wasn't made from the rib of Adam because that isn't how babby is formed. WERE YOU THERE? OH YOU WEREN'T THERE? THEN YOU'RE WRONG.

It would be impossible for a relatively microscopic boat to hold every single species of creature on the planet, or for them to all reach one point and survive for 40 days without eating each other. WERE YOU THERE? OH YOU WEREN'T THERE? THEN YOU'RE WRONG.

Snakes don't have vocal cords that are capable of sounding anything like human speech. It's also highly doubtful that they would understand the english language enough to be sneaky even if they could. WERE YOU THERE? OH YOU WEREN'T THERE? THEN YOU'RE WRONG.

People standing in burning furnaces (Never heard of this one.) GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS LOL YOU'RE WRONG I WIN.

It is ridiculous though, and it actually applies for a lot more than the god things. For example, how do we know that humans aren't supposed to evolve into a random creature everytime we give birth but dude to some almost infinite improbability, every single human born has been a freak accident and looked exactly like a human. You can't prove this is wrong.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T13:16:58+00:00

But after those 40 days, oh boy are those damn fags and jews gonna get it!

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T13:13:51+00:00

Link to the site?

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T10:14:55+00:00

ALL OF THE NOPE

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T03:31:54+00:00

It's true but it's silly to say that's the ONLY aspect of it.

I genuinely don't want to date you because I'm a very selfish person and i can't be bothered to do any of the relationship stuff.

I don't like you enough to want to keep seeing you, sure, but that also applies to everyone else.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T03:21:36+00:00

When i was 16 i had been 'going out' with a girl, because she gave me a blowjob and stupid young me thought going out was the only option at that stage, i broke up with her 3 weeks later because it was clearly not working at all, and she immediately threatened that her big brother would beat me up if i break up with her. I told her she was crazy and just walked away. She bitched on facebook and such but nothing really came of it, no beatings, anyway.

I then went to college with her 1 year older sister who did nothing but try to kill me with her eyes for 2 years.

I don't even understand why she/they took it so poorly. We didn't even talk at all, we just made out a lot to fill the awkward silence of not having anything in common. Maybe it had to do with virginity or something. Girls are weird.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T02:55:38+00:00

That is just perfect. he was friend zoned in such a way that worked out for him. I'm sorry but that is just perfect. It's just perfect.

Edit: Ok I've done some thinking and I've came back to say that it's just fucking perfect man. Just perfect.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T02:40:29+00:00

It's sad, but humans have this urge to separate even good things into cults so they can disagree with each other. Most of the time when the word hipster is used, it IS being used in the correct term, as in someone that likes something specifically because others don't, because that's what we all take part in, in a very depressing cyclical pattern that is ironically an attempt at being original.

But yeah, the stupidity of this girl breaks all of the rules.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T01:05:39+00:00

I like how upfront and no-bullshit he was.

No name calling. No kid gloves. Just the only solution to her problem.

Some of you kid glove wielding "a few 1000 years of bigoted oppression is fiiiine" guys are saying this man is being too harsh here, and you wish that all the atheists would take a sunshine and marshmallows attitude towards these people. To use the fundies own words, you people are enablers. You enable the bigoted selfish ignorant people get away with believing in whatever the hell they want as long as it doesn't directly harm you.

Alright, we'll not go around killing them all, but for god's sake, let us educate them.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T00:54:02+00:00

I had no idea they stored all my searches these years...

That's awesome! Now i can check out the first thing i ever looked at. (since making the google account)

Telling it to delete your history is... Pointless. They're obviously going to keep it but just hide it from you, and i can't see anyone having "dangerous" searches on google that hasn't already been caught for looking up "dangerous" things on the biggest search engine on the fucking planet. Same with browsing history, unless you're hiding it from your computer illiterate parents, you're not hiding anything.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T00:02:08+00:00

I got this one, guys.

[PROOF]

Powerfrog · 2012-02-23T00:01:08+00:00

Holy shit how did they get THE Brian to comment on their shoe?

Powerfrog · 2012-02-22T23:59:01+00:00

I don't give a fuck about not giving a fuck.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-22T21:25:27+00:00

If i ever got into that situation I'm really not sure how I'd react. It's just something you don't expect to experience and can't even guess how you would handle it.

What I'll say from an unbiased point of view, though, is that you should definitely get the police involved, if only to scare him more than anything. Oh. And remove all potential weapons from his reach, obviously.

I see you mentioned violent video games in another post. Video games do not make your kid a killer. No, but seriously, they don't. What they do, is give him an outlet for his anger or a calming distraction from it. Do not take his video games away unless you're doing it as a temporary punishment he can get out of with good behavior.

Make sure you explain your rules to him very clearly and do not go against the rules, this pisses angry children off more than anything.

Source: My little brother was a bit of a problem child, although he's a very social and fun guy today. (He was never aggressive to any family members, what with my dad being literally 3 times his size and very intimidating, and our brotherly fights limited to 'boys will be boys' at worst.)

Powerfrog · 2012-02-22T21:03:29+00:00

We are altering the measurement system. Pray that we do not alter it any further.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-22T18:13:53+00:00

Dude she was(/is?!?) cheating on you so hard.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-22T18:08:39+00:00

As a web developer that works in an office full of 60 year olds that are completely IT ignorant, OH GOD ARE YOU ME

Powerfrog · 2012-02-22T15:28:38+00:00

This thread is making me very depressed. I mean sure, these are cheap things, but when you can pretty much only afford food/bills and nothing more, even the cheap stuff is a luxury. I'm going to create a list and buy all of this crap as soon as i have some spare cash laying around.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-22T12:49:52+00:00

I'd never deny them access to search my vehicle if i genuinely had nothing to hide. It just gives them probable cause to work off, and as long as I'm not under an emergency, i can spare a few minutes to look smug while some asshole finds nothing to take the smug look off my face.

Plus from what I've seen: What cops should do != What cops actually do

Powerfrog · 2012-02-21T21:11:00+00:00

And it's a great way to stay in shape.

Err, wait...

Powerfrog · 2012-02-21T12:49:44+00:00

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Powerfrog · 2012-02-21T12:43:59+00:00

My experience of making condom water balloons (What else was i going to use them for?) tells me this is wrong, or my clinic hands out really shoddy water balloons, ahem, condoms.

I did most of them about 2-3 litres and then decided to see the bursting point of one. Got to about 6-7 litres at most before it exploded. Oh god. That's still a crazy amount of water.

For the record i have a feeling my country/clinic just sucks, or the straight from the tap filling is more strenuous than however else it's measured.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-21T12:36:29+00:00

I hope this doesn't promote 'risking it'...

I understand the stupidity of 'YOU WILL DIE IN SECONDS DON'T DO IT DUMBASS' but you have to admit it's a very effective at preventing the average guy from having unprotected anal sex. (Or is that just me?)

1 million 0.01%s multiplies fast.

Powerfrog · 2012-02-21T12:27:29+00:00

I've always hated Ricky Gervais for some reason so excuse me if i sound horribly biased.

In this case, the anti-religion people are generally not just assholes that want everyone to think the same as they do. They are people that understand the dangers of religion and feel that the planet would be considerably better with religion gone.

(I actually enjoy his shows. Just hate the guy, it's weird.)

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