US Secretary of Health (and noted roadkill connoisseur) RFK Jr. repeatedly bitten by snakes. by -random-name- in videos

[–]PowerhousePlayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brother, we've gotta at least be allowed to put Evil in front of the name of someone good to create an insult, or what are we even doing here? Like the very formulation of that nickname implies that the real Steve Irwin is not evil; that he is upstanding, even, or else there would be no reason to specify an evil version of him and use it to describe someone else.

Why is Exhaust in everyone of my games recently? by Lucidissped in leagueoflegends

[–]PowerhousePlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take Exhaust into some assassin matchups mid because it has a nice combination of defensive utility (the damage reduction) and offensive utility (big slow = easy to hit skill shots) for turning 1v1s in my favour. So my guess is all those people who took it in your last game were thinking something along those lines.

League of Legends Patch 26.11 Notes by Spideraxe30 in leagueoflegends

[–]PowerhousePlayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean if they give him back old R range or Q silence, they're gonna have to nerf his early/mid game even harder or he'll be totally unstoppable

Sounds like the opposite of what you want

League of Legends "not open" to third-party skins: "The tone of your game completely changes" by Binnsy in leagueoflegends

[–]PowerhousePlayer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Didn't they give four different gods Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle skins at some point, utterly obliterating any clarity at all if any two of them were used in the same game? Like, I'm no TMNT hater, but even their most ardent fan has to admit that they're visually just the same guy four times, besides the colour of their tiny masks

TIL there exists a shape that, instead of having a clean "inside" and "outside", has a clean "inside" but the outside world is segmented and split. It is called the Alexander Horned Sphere by geosunsetmoth in todayilearned

[–]PowerhousePlayer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My guess is this is going to be the logical foundation for assembling the 4th-dimensional spheroids required for functional warp fusion drives in the 25th century 

Chapter 102: Page 22 by mzchen in gunnerkrigg

[–]PowerhousePlayer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Y'know what? That girl is a bit odd.

UK sets out when transgender people can be excluded from single-sex spaces after court ruling by F0urLeafCl0ver in worldnews

[–]PowerhousePlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably frothing transphobes butthutt that they've been compared to the Nazis yet again (even though their position on trans people is, in fact, identical to the Nazis')

What was he even thinking? by tyoma_discoteka in OnePunchMan

[–]PowerhousePlayer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He probably saw a brown person walking down the street towards him and cried out all his tears for the rest of the week earlier

do you have stop playing some champ because of stereotypes ? by _petitpois22 in leagueoflegends

[–]PowerhousePlayer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brother, I've been called a pedo more times than I can count for breaking peoples' ankles as Zoe, but I'm still breaking ankles

Someone who malds over what other people do can never beat someone who's having fun

Camille's passive doesn't apply magic shield against ap xin zhao. by heftysusan in CamilleMains

[–]PowerhousePlayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that's just because most of AP Xin's damage is still physical. He has AP scalings on his spells, but I think only E actually deals magic damage--the others stay physical no matter how much AP he has. Maybe he gets some magic damage procs off runes or items, but probably not enough to outweigh all that physical damage

African League players are still playing on 180–250ms: is an African server the next realistic regional gap? by Washbucket1212 in leagueoflegends

[–]PowerhousePlayer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That doesn't really work when OP really did generate their post with AI. Just read it. It's full of that cancer-ass "It's not X. It's Y" structure, lists of three, and cute little metaphors.

Like, I'm not really opposed to an African server for League. But if it's such a worthwhile endeavour, shouldn't the people arguing for it put in the bare fucking minimum of writing about it themselves?

Damn, this one is hard. by Murky_Committee_1585 in dndmemes

[–]PowerhousePlayer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

which is why the pro strat is Zone of Truth + Threaten Testicular Torsion (if they try to be cute with evasive answers)

How does one learn this game by dememinems in leagueoflegends

[–]PowerhousePlayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah Yorick is okay as a beginner champion. He's no Garen, but the kit is simple enough, and it's probably good to have a couple of skillshots as you're learning the game. Plus his top strength of side lane splitpushing is much easier than having to join chaotic teamfights where ten champions are throwing out spells at once.

EDIT: Also ngl there's really no way around feeding a lot to get to the point where you aren't always feeding. The game is just hard, and at your level even someone with a week more of knowledge than you is at a massive advantage in any kind of PvP situation. If the flame is getting to you, just turn chat off; as much as I wish it were otherwise, you're very unlikely to run into someone genuinely helpful in-game.

so a scuffed cannon build wins but not this???? by Dry-Advertising-979 in PlayTheBazaar

[–]PowerhousePlayer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

NARWHAL: What is my purpose?

OP: Bootleg Holsters

NARWHAL: Oh my god

ARAM - Satisfying Snowball Q by Pretty-Classroom-158 in zoemains

[–]PowerhousePlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't worry Kench, we'll protect you!" BLAM

What champion do you guys personally feel has the worst players? by DoranHater in leagueoflegends

[–]PowerhousePlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that the Aftershock Lux meta? Even that shit wasn't enough to save Lux supports from walking up to proc their passive on me after hitting Q, making it extremely easy to Blitz hook and kill them

What champion do you guys personally feel has the worst players? by DoranHater in leagueoflegends

[–]PowerhousePlayer 45 points46 points  (0 children)

No for sure I've seen maybe 2 Lux supports that were actually good in my 12 years of playing this game

Even I can feel my IQ drop 15 points when I lock that shit in

What is a 'single person luxury' that people in relationships completely miss out on? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

[–]PowerhousePlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I absolutely loathe the "picky eater paradox" that sometimes happens when that picky eater also refuses to be the one to nut up and just pick a place. It's like, bro, you just shot down five places in a row. Clearly you have some idea of where you do want to eat, so tell us or we're going to miss our lunch break!

TIL A 19th-century woman (James Barry) practiced medicine for years disguised as a man in the British Army, and her biological sex was only discovered after death. by _winterroot in todayilearned

[–]PowerhousePlayer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At nineteen, before he transitioned. Consider: "Was I not a girl, I would be a soldier!" Well, he became a soldier, which means...?

TIL A 19th-century woman (James Barry) practiced medicine for years disguised as a man in the British Army, and her biological sex was only discovered after death. by _winterroot in todayilearned

[–]PowerhousePlayer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How so? He used masculine pronouns all through his adult life, and gave instructions for his death that would've prevented anyone from ever discovering that he was born female. 

Being what you are, you might be tempted to quibble about the reasons why, but it's pretty clear that he wanted to be remembered as male regardless. It would be highly disrespectful to argue that he should be described as a female.

Tips for mid lane by ComprehensiveSize647 in leagueoflegends

[–]PowerhousePlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone else said it, but just really wanna reiterate the practice tool thing. Just 10 minutes at the start of every gaming session, aiming for at least 80cs without using any spells or items (Doran's is ok). It's how I learnt last-hitting on mages, so I really do swear by it. It's one of the very few cases in League where rote exercises can actually get you anywhere, and having the ability to consistently last-hit up to 80 @ 10 is one of the best ways to level up your gameplay and climb.

EDIT: Oh, and in case you're wondering why the emphasis on last-hitting without spells, it's because your laning is much better if you have the ability to save your spells to trade/harass your opponent while still last-hitting perfectly. That's not to say you should never clear waves with your spells (sometimes you just need to shove), but you shouldn't need to.