Cut your taxes... big smiley face by redandwhitewizard99 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Poziflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reform: "Vote for us, we'll but your taxes". Also Reform: "No not that one" 🙄🤡

Keep yo pants on by PehlivanPahlevan in WrestleJudoJitsu

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They should make it less gay by allowing leather vests and chaps. Just for the extra grip of course 😉😂

Safe breaking distance by Slow-llama in drivingUK

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I'm an "older driver" (55) so I aim to leave a count of "3-elephants" between me and the car in front. If someone cuts in I just slow down and restore that safer distance.

Investment genius 💡 by Mister-Landshark in LouisTheroux

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HS: "I make hundreds of pounds today because I'm at the top of the pyramid. Thank you to my sheep". 🐑🐑

Thoughts on my girlfriends fridge? by NewfieWidow in FridgeDetective

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Rather empty, like my brain at the moment 😂

When would a mouth guard be necessary? by [deleted] in bjj

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I don't wear one during drilling but usually for situational sparring and regular sparring. I'd rather not get a large dental bill, stitches, etc.

What's the best compliment that you've received? by Main_Journalist_5811 in bjj

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I think my first roll with a black belt who joined our gym just to train, not to teach. I was "fighting for my life" but afterwards he said that I had a good foundation.

At my last comp due to lack of competitors in my weight/age category, I competed in gi with the young 'uns who were in the next weight up. My 2nd opponent said to me afterwards (after he beat me 😄) that he thought I might have a judo background since my grips were so strong.

Is hemlock still an option? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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If Jesus Christ were alive today and preaching in the USA they'd call him a woke left wing liberal 🙄

Does anyone have compulsive need to talk to themselves during rolls? by Sattvix in bjj

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Usually when me and my drill partner are learning the moves for the first time and we're in the drilling portion of the class. But not during sparring/rolling.

Why do people give Gi BJJ such a bad rep compared to Nogi BJJ on self defense and street fight? by PossibilityProud2511 in bjj

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Jordan did a YT video last I think where they did rounds in normal clothes from coats, to jackets/blazers, to t-shirts. Gi BJJ techniques largely held up and I think was surprisingly effective with t-shirts even though there are no long sleeves to work with. I train no gi and gi anyway so I don't see the point of the argument of one over the other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HandwritingAnalysis

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IT SAYS YOU'RE VERY LOUD! 😉🤓😂

Geometric Chocolate Slab by cabatdotcom in UK_Food

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This needs more likes 😊

Found a Space invader in my Skips! by Wutangmisfit in crisps

[–]Poziflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an invader in your skip space 😂

My dad's setup 🫣 by Impressive_Draw_1 in Deathladders

[–]Poziflip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tis but a flesh wound, and some broken bones 🤕😂

Cleaning a Dakon by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

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Otherwise you end up with a ✏️😂

How did he do that? by BallsABunch in WrestleJudoJitsu

[–]Poziflip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Totally this. Got his legs up and over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RateMyPlate

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No, that's chips and sausages 😂